SLE HOROSCOPES
SLE HOROSCOPES
SLE Horoscopes
April, 2009
The Oracle of SL Says...
For Entertainment Purposes Only.
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ARIES, The Ram- MARCH 21- APRIL 20
Ram them out the way! A new business opportunity is coming your way that will require your time & Complete effort. It will benefit you in the long run. Be mindful of those who offer to help you, They may not have your best interest in mind . Keep them out of your territory and things will fall into place soon enough. Lucky numbers 17 9 5 32 7
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TAURUS, THE BULL - APRIL 21- MAY 20
Your aggressive nature has put you in hot water more then once in your second life. This month try working on how you word things because your bark is usually worse then your bite and a bit hard to chew for others who are about to spit you out. Try focusing on Music, it will mellow your mood as well as give you a new idea with your next big project. Lucky Numbers 1 15 22 5 45
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GEMINI, THE TWINS - MAY 21 -JUNE 20
Oh hush, Everything will be OK!
Your Sensitivity is apparent this month as you figure out what you want out of your second life. Sometimes it seems you give more then you receive and you are ready for a new beginning. The person you are looking for is right at your doorstep. Lucky Numbers 19 3 27 9 4
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CANCER, THE CRAB- JUNE 21- JULY 22
Your crabbiness and Impatience is wearing thin on your friends and has been keeping you from relaxing and just enjoying Second Life. Take this month to spend more time with them and even consider dating again. Who knows, you might find that perfect partner that knows how to enjoy SL without all the added expectations and drama that occur so often.
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LEO, THE LION- JULY 23 - AUGUST 22
Meow? Lately you have been a scatterbrain struggling with making ends meet, perhaps visiting a Nice quiet garden to meditate in while selling off the things that you don’t’ use, Will boost your mood, give you some extra Lindens , and make you king or Queen of the SL Jungle again.
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VIRGO, THE VIRGIN- AUGUST 23-SEPTEMBER 22
Virgos can be calm and collective but only until they get what they want and then its off to the next level of Self made Fame. It’s no secret “it’s all about you” so don’t be ashamed. Use it as an advantage and join a Fashion Show. It’s not just for the ladies either, more males are getting involved and if you know you are the next best thing to Prim Sliced bread, you are on your way to becoming the next big thing in the world of SL Superstardom so practice that Betty Crocker Wave cause your gonna be the best pie at the party! Lucky Numbers: 5 19 2 12 7
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LIBRA, THE BALANCES- SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 21
Do I stay or do I go? The Judge and the jury to your owns hearts desire. Constantly playing devil’s advocate to yourself when it comes to love. Confusion and Sanity sit on your scale. Both of equal weight but one needs to out wiegh the other. Its upto you to place the feather upon the side that is right for you. But adding restriction will only tip the scale over creating a mess on the floor. Lucky Numbers: 11 45 6 2 9
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SCORPIO, THE SCORPION OCTOBER 23 - November 22
The Sting of a scorpion could be lethal and your bite is no different. Conflicts occur because of disagreements. It’s those who back down that can fully understand reason. Coming to a compromise with common sense on matters that involve others is necessary for you to move forward, otherwise, you will retreat back into your dark lonely den waiting for your next strike. Lucky number: 4 21 14 10 2
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SAGITTARIUS, THE ARCHER- NOVEMBER 23 -DECEMBER 21
Aim and shoot. Don’t let the arrow go to waste. Go and retrieve it. The brush may be thick and hard to see but finding the arrow will be rewarding when you see the prize on the other end. You are Humble in your ways and the day you get to shine will be with great honor as you get what you have given out 3 fold. Lucky Numbers: 7 13 4 3 6
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CAPRICORN, THE GOAT -DECEMBER 22 -JANUARY 19
You are an Adventurous Goat and have reached the summit of Second Life with the feeling of fulfillment and exhaustion, Rather then finishing your journey by falling by the Side of a tree waiting for new grass to grow . Rest for a while and when you are ready, come back down the mountain and take a new route, you may find lots you missed your first time around. Lucky Numbers: 3 22 27 44 19
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AQUARIUS, THE WATER BEARER- JANUARY 20 -FEBRUARY 19
Graceful in your flowing ways as a lake is calm, carrying the current of troubled seas as the storms come and go. . Unsure and raging the tide may be, you manage to keep yourself afloat. You make decisions with stealth and it shows but learning how to swim on your own will take you further distances. Tides come and go but the rocks remain. Use that as your landmark ,it will guide you to shore. Lucky Numbers: 20 4 16 46 9
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PISCES, THE FISHES- FEBRUARY 20 -MARCH 20
Round and Round you go, were the undertow stops no one know… but you can escape by swimming out of it. With the freedom of the vast ocean use your natural skills to explore other places and things this month, before the low tide traps you in the wrong places. Lucky Numbers; 17 5 22 9 7







