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RACISM IN A VIRTUAL WORLD IS LIKE A BLIND FOLDED JUDGE IN A FASHION SHOW

This headline may seem off tilt but so is the idea of Racism in a virtual world.. It’s Just as Ignorant as it is in Real Life to carry around a hatred such as that taboo word to try to attack others. There are Avies running around thinking it’s ok to use racial slurs or mistreat otherwise because of Race among other prejudices.

 It doesn’t make any sense at all trying to judge anyone, specially here where we don’t see anything but personalities . It’s ok to dislike someone based on that individual but blaming an entire group is Just like Trying to Judge a Fashion Show in a Blindfold.

 The million dollar Question is, Why does it exist?

Is it a confidence Booster?

If this is a motive to provoked hate then the problem is from within and has nothing to do with anyone else.

 why do people spent their time worrying about what’s in each others yards and not following up with their own landscape ?

Anyone can Paint a beautiful Picture of their life here just as in Real Life, but it takes a true Artist to work as one in the great big Mural of Life that we are all a part of.

Back to why it exists. Not everyone is down to earth or know right from wrong.

 Shallowness, Selfishness or being a follower of bad influence cause people to find fault in others without realizing their own Actions. That is where the problem is.

 Everyone is entitled to their own views, opinions, and beliefs if they are based on their own personal experiences with an individual but it’s unjust to catagorize or otherwise “blame them all” for the actions of one because the fact is, there are bad apples in every walk of life. As often as the term “We are all part of the Human Race”. is used, It’s just as simply as that. And still some don’t get it.

If we were to get all complicated about it. We should ask ourselves, “so how did we all get here?”.

That very questions is what sparked our thought process. Once we figure that out then we can ask the Question, “How did it come to this?”

 The Sad thing is these questions can’t be answered and the problem is still going on and will never end.

  I’m not here to stand on my soapbox and preach and question the actions of other adults about a subject we should all know is wrong based on good values and Morals. I’m just voicing my own opinion.

 It’s upto us all to take responsibility for our actions and treat the people around us as we expect to be treated.

“Everyone has Value, No one more then the other because we are all part of this great big mystery of life and in the end, we become part of the same soil..”

 ~Lanai Jarrico

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ELEGANCE AT LUNA

By: Prince Sonoda

Posted: Sunday May 20, 2007

What does FASHION stand for?

Nothing, it keeps moving forward, breaking new grounds and ascending to new heights. I was fortunate enough to catch the latest of what promises to be the Hottest, Hippest fashion show of the year thus far. I readily accepted the invitation from Ms. Farkin Moody to cover the show on Wednesday May 16 2007 at the Hip Luna dance Club. Sitting in the back of the silver SL Enquirer limousine on my way to the show, I was watching Lily Holsworthy, my photographer sitting across from me, playing with her camera. We arrived at The Luna in style and stepped on the Red Carpet in front of the LUNA. The place was packed and the spotlights were on. I was smiling at my good fortune for finding a front row seat by the runway. I was a bit early so I had a chance to see the hot models lining up backstage with Ms. Farkin Moody. I saw Eleni, Vixen, Reahastar, Cheryl and Qaz. I am sure that there were more models but I got so distracted and you know…

The show started at 5pm SLT with MC Mawam doing the introductions. First in the showcase was the beautiful works of Bianca Zanetti, owner and designer of Fashion by B. I let my notepad rest on my lap as a sea of hush and wow inundated the room. As the song “Craddle of Love” was playing, the collections were succeeding on the runway. There was the Jane, the Jacqueline, the Maria, the Paula, the Sasha, the Pamela and the Tamsin.

As I was watching this parade of style, Rena Sakai came by and offered a gift basket to my beautiful photographer so I asked her where could I locate the designer. She pointed out Bianca sitting across from me. Now, if this was RL, I would have had to get up and go around the room past her bodyguards to get an interview. SL rocks! I called her on IM and had the chance of meeting her that way.

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Prince Sonoda: Ms. Zanetti, it is a real pleasure meeting you and I know that your time is limited so I will be brief. What does tonight’s show means for you?

Bianca Zanetti: I’ve been designing for a few months now, have had my stores for a couple of months and this really feels like the culmination of a lot of hard work

Prince Sonoda: Yet your name sounds like a fashion Icon who has been around forever

Bianca Zanetti: I know, I chose well didn't I? and I wasn't even thinking of fashion when I was born

Prince Sonoda: :-)

Bianca Zanetti: but it doesn't hurt now

Prince Sonoda: Take that dress for example (Pointing to the runway) beautiful mustard, nicely flowing, what can you tell me about it

Bianca Zanetti: the sasha?

Prince Sonoda: Yes

Bianca Zanetti: yes, i love that one

Bianca Zanetti: i was working very hard on perfecting (or at least making better) textures, trying to make them feel as 3D as possible and i really feel I got it with that one

Bianca Zanetti: there are a lot of clothes in SL that have great texture but not such great use of prims and vice versa, i think the best clothes do a good job with both and combine them well

Prince Sonoda: You captured it really well I must say

Bianca Zanetti: Thank you, that's great to hear. I’m always trying to improve my work

Prince Sonoda: And a very personal question…

Bianca Zanetti: Sure

Prince Sonoda: How is Bianca Z feeling tonight?

Bianca Zanetti: I thought it was going to be far more personal than that :-)

Bianca Zanetti: I’m feeling great, proud and happy

Bianca Zanetti: and very grateful to my photographer Helivara and my models who are here tonight helping and supporting me

Prince Sonoda: Wonderful! Again Miss Zanetti, a superb display of your talent

Bianca Zanetti: Thank you!

Prince Sonoda: I thank you for creating beauty and supplying the SL fashion world with styles to take it to the next level

Prince Sonoda: I will be looking forward to your stores popping up all over

Bianca Zanetti: My pleasure. I hope you'll be hearing a lot more about Fashion By B!

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Soon followed the second showcase by Kazzl Meriman which featured the bouncey dress, the bright blue rose bridesmaid dress, the bright blue wedding gown, the endless dreams wedding gown, the orange plaid dress, the pink polkadot dress, the red ball gown and the touch of satin wedding gown

The models were displaying the works with pride and attitude while dancing to the cool sounds of the LUNA.

The third showcase followed with styles by Rhiannon Rossini from marla and it was getting hot in here.

It featured the sexy black Basque lingerie, black lace rain couture gown, white flower magical dress, multi colored sequenced flei dress and the pvc purple bling dress

Then it was the colorful fourth showcase by Vale with the purple cruella, the china blue, the china red, the sparkle red dress, the destiny in red, the office girl and the v1 blue

Closing the show with great panache was the 5th but definitely not last showcase by Laetitia

Did I mention that all watches worn throughout the show are proudly sponsored by AVELINE STEIN from Steinwerk.

I stayed around for the after party and had the time of my second life hanging out with my friends Lanai and Brando.

Dance floor was packed and the DJ Mawam was exceptional. I am glad I stayed since I won the “Classiest Male” award and the 500lindens award. I can definitely stop by my favorite restaurant on the way home and have a burger with fries.

As for the LUNA, I will go back again since a great time there is inevitable.

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Miss SL Greece Kalos Orisate!

-Prince Sonoda

Posted: Saturday May 12, 2007

Steki!

That name usually brings to mind the Greek isles and the beautiful

Mediterranean sea. I've often heard that Greece itself is a symbol of

beauty. I came to realize why as I stood amongst the crowd gathered for the

Miss SL Greece this Friday morning at 11SLT. I could only understand a few

words but watching the line up, I knew one thing for sure: The judges will

have a challenge selecting only one out this bunch. Against the blue and

white backdrop, they came down the runway one at a time. I could hear the

bravos and the cheers as I was trying hard to concentrate on writing down

what was happening. I truly hope that you appreciate the sacrifices that I

make daily for you as a writer. Pictures of the contestants were displayed

in the background in a slide show mode. I can feel the excitement in the

expressions but alas, I can only guess what was being said. Thankfully, I

was not left on my own. The friend who invited me to the show Ms. Sojourna

Alexandre introduced me to the organizer of the show Ms. Marianta Amat. By

the fountain near the beach, I approached her and she was able to fill me in

with some much needed details. I soon learned from her that there are 12

semi-finalists for the Miss SL Greece. I was able to get their names as

well:

fffevi Biziou

BLonde Renoir

Nadia Hawks

Helena Mystakidou

YVONNE PARISI

SONIA CONNOLLY

Karfitsa Bade

Evelinaaa Ferraris

Ermina Fargis

Xanthea Shinja

Athina Alexandre

Erica Clave

Voting will begin tomorrow night and Friday at 11am SLT the 6 finalists will

be announced.

I was excited to have been there to witness all the pretty

people in one place. The term "kid in a candy store" did come to mind but I

behaved. I did learn something from this and I am willing to share it with

all of you. "Kalos Orisate" means welcome in Greek, hence the theme phrase:

Miss SL Greece Kalos Orisate!

Have fun friends, I know I did.

Prince Sonoda

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Update on Child Avies in Second life- Posted Wednesday May 16, 2007

Child av sex is mostly banned in SL now, including advertisment of such things (according to a notecard Lindens passed around 2 months ago).

~Honey Wendt

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YO WHAT IS UP WITH SOME PEOPLE AND THESE CHILD AVIES?

Posted Tuesday May 15, 2007

I don’t know about Yall But whenever I see a Child Avie wandering around it irritates the heck out of me and instead of grabbing the lil Brat by the ear and dragging them off the grid. I stand here shaking my head in disbelief with my notepad as I watch some pervert on the corner trying to pick them up.

 I can’t just stand there and let that happen , even if the person behind that lil tikes avies is actually an adult with the common sense of a bucket of dirty mop water. Yo! What the is Up with Some people.?

Should I mind my business? Hell no.

Don’t they know it’s a crime to solicit Children for Sex or other illegal Offers. I don’t care what country it is. Supporting it or otherwise participating in some (BLEEPED) UP Fantasy. Is a Sickness.

 It’s wrong and they must not have heard the famous line “I’d rather leap in the Inferno rather then offend a Child” I believe that person was God fearing and understood how important our children are and must not harm them if they know what’s good for them.

Back in December, Someone told me about an Avie by the name of Lolita McAllister who had an Entire SIM that supported Child/ Adult Sexual RP. I went there and sure enough there was a school house with all sorts of playgrounds, classrooms and little girls dressed in indecent looking school girl uniforms just standing around waiting for a pedophile to come along , so they can feed these sickos illegal and immoral fantasies.

Eventually the Lindens caught up with this Sick (BLEEP) and booted her ass out, Rumor has it this disease to Avie Society and Pedophile Supporter is back in business under an assumed name and doing it again.

Perhaps Bans aren’t even effective at weeding out sick ass people like that and it’s time to bring these freaks down by taking names and Posting em right up on The SL Enquirer and Hopefully the law gets involved.

If you See some foul behavior with a Child Avie Involved

 Report them to Lindens, Report it to us, just get the word out there and do your part because turning the other cheek is being part of the problem.

~Lanai Jarrico

To find out more about this Growing problem check out this Blog!

www. honeywendt.blogspot.com/2007/05/fear-of-prosecution-drives-age-players.html

Courtesy of Honey Wendt

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Posted: Tuesday may 8, 2007

 Heaven's Last Night ~ Prince Sonoda

Heaven is for sale. In case you are wondering where Heaven is located, I

would like to say: "Welcome to Second Life my newbie friend".

I remember the first time I visited Heaven Above the Clouds. I was amazed at the

possibilities. I will leave it at that and may each reader use his or her

own discernment. I met Lily Holsworthy and company by the dance floor and

the fun was just never ending. I even got to meet the owner of the place,

the illustrious Janie Matahari and met such colorful characters as Cyfer

and Myeimmortal. Understandably, Heaven above the clouds became a regular

hangout spot for me. Then came the news of the place being up for sale. I

was really feeling like a homeless person whose cardboard box was being

taken away from. The place, the people, the ambience, so much I will miss.

On the night of Friday April 3rd, I received an invitation to the final

party and decided to go say goodbye to some old friends. I put on my

leather clothes and Teleported to Lost Colony. I wish I could describe the

atmosphere there when I arrive but as a reporter, I am ashamed to say that I

am at a loss for word. It was the party of the century and as Lily

mentioned, definitely the end of an era. I wanted to do some interviews but

I was so distracted by so many beautiful things. I stayed for a while and

listened to the playful bittersweet chat.

I finally got a hold of the

beautiful Event manager Lily Holsworthy and asked her for a statement.

Still dancing to Cyfer's tune, she shouted: "Heaven may be gone but it will

never be forgotten, Heaven will live in all the memories we tell on our

visits to new places as we meet new people. Heaven's legacy will live on

through the VIPs that were there and lived Heaven. Heaven will be in all our

stories about the beginning our SL's. Heaven will always have a place in our

hearts and though it may be gone it will never be forgotten".

With that

said, she went back to owning the dance floor.

I was looking one last time

at all of these people that I probably will never get to see again.

Finally, feeling a little overdressed, I left for the SL Enquirer's new

headquarter on Lanai Beach and settle in my cubicle. Lost Colony is lost,

perhaps for all time. Jani's dream had a good run and a great record. But

for now, this playground above the clouds is closed. This garden of eden,

sealed. Thank you for the memories.

Prince Sonoda

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We Heard Thru the grapevine that the Lindens May be Putting a Stop to the Use of "SL" or "Second Life" from Anything not Endorsed by them. HUH?!?! ~Lanai Jarrico

What Does that mean For businesses like the SL Exchange,SLBB, SL Herald, and *gaps* OMG! The SL Enquirer???? Will we be forced to change our Names because Second Life is forgetting about the very people who Advertise it on a Dialy Basis? Who is behind this Bright Idea to literally (BLEEP) on the hand that feds them.... makes me wonder sometimes who exactly they are trying to Please because Apparently it isn't Us! We'll see how this latest Linden Decision unfolds...

~Lanai Jarrico

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The SL Enquirer is here because Our Fans Believes in Us

~Lanai Jarrico

From Gannnet Island, to Viper Media to working out of Other Avies Office Space. The SL Enquirer has come a long way because of the love and support of the many fans that have come to make The SL Enquirer a part of their Second Lives.

 With much appreciation We Thank the many who Support and believe in Us. Because of that, We are able to continue on our Journey of Touching the world around us one Avie at a Time and it has proven to come back to us in the most unexpected ways.

Being a Non Profit News Source since its launch in 2004, We do not get paid by our fans to read our news therefore we do not pay per article nor do we feel it's necessary. Publicity is Payment enough for those that understand the significance of the Media, as well as "Spreading the Word" now known as Journalism, being the oldest form of Communicating to the masses.

Any Advertising Profits we recieve, go right back into Donating to Charities like Relay for Life, and helping New or broke Avies out weather it be donating lindens for a new outfit or Hairstyle, Tipping Performers and services and Giving Lindens away in Contest that are conducted in SLE. Occasionally Lanai will buy a pair of Shoes but even that helps Someone else. Why she insist on being a cronic Outfit repeaters is anyone's guess.

  The SL Enquirer was not created for monetary purposes. it's existance is because of the Fans and their many contributions and Donations that The SL Enquirer is able to Sustain itself. We use the pay it forward method and the Return effect is priceless.

A Special Thanks to All the Fans Who reminds us everyday why we do this.

 

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The SL Enquirer is Expanding so be on the look out for New Things to come

~Lanai jarrico

Behind the scenes we are always working on New ways to Improve The SL Enquirer and in the processes we've had the oppertunity to work with some of the most interesting people from around the world. With all the New things going on , our Staff has expanded aswell.

Here is a taste of What you will be seeing,

A new Technology Page

 Upto date Fashion World News

More interviews

Easier Navigation

and Just More of What you want to See and if you dont see it Complain to us and we will get it here!

Want to be Part of the SLE Team? Contact us Now

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Posted: monday May 7, 2007-Soapbox

Hey SLE Fans!, OMG....I'm sure yall heard what happened to me on Sunday . Just as I was settling into Momo's island...it was riped away from me by Some thoughtless Imbesol two days later,by the name of Drummer Hawks who took it upon himself to wipe out his entire SIM of residents with No refund due to some tacky lover's squabble that had absolutely nothing to do with me or any other resident who got the ass end of the deal . Yes the SLBB is involved and doing everything they can to help us get our Money back but the sad truth is many Avies that this sort of thing happens to, end up never recieving their money back and LL does nothing about it....How is that So? I can't wait for the day when Some New "Philip" comes up with his own Virtual World Idea that utilizes all the Mistakes the Lindens are making and creates something far more professional.

When there cash flow starts to run dry, then LL will start catering to us, the ones who keep them going.

Just Image if we all do a mass Migration just like what happened in The SIMS Online. Rumor has it that game is over saturated with Currency it;s caving in on itself and now the currency is valueless. if they continue to do wrong by their people, The Lindens will end up playing with themselves...no pun intended...

Anyways just my rambling thoughts...

Perhaps its time to track down a Linden or two and throw a Mic in their face and see what the deal is with the little injustices they try to Pull on us. .

Oh! Don't let me forget to rant on about the newest crock of (bleep)about The Lindens trying to do away with "SL" or Second life" being in anyone's business Name...

"clears throat" I think they are making a HUGE Mistake!

What ever happened to Our First Ammendment Right? Second Life, Secondlife, SL...

 Are these Lindens on a Patent trip like Paris Hilton with "That's Hot"?Because it's certainly Not!

 We are What make up Second Life, Perhaps The LL need to get a third...PFFFT!

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DOES YOUR AVIE HAVE A CONCIOUS?

Tuesday April 17, 2007

Can you be deceitful to someone without thinking twice or are you simply living your second life the way you want and other Avies (peoples) feelings get cast aside.

There are different ways to go about living your Second Life.

* Enjoy it at Face Value,- What you see is what you get.

*Coexist and use the Golden Rule

*Out for Yourself (BLEEP) Everyone Else.

* Be Yourself

being who you are comes at the highest stakes but also can be rewarding when you don’t lose yourself to a bad attitude or selfishness .

Enjoying SecondLife at face value is such a limitation and the big picture is still viewed as “just a game” Coexisting and using the golden rule is like opening Pandoras box which could contain a gem in the wealth of friends and opportunities or your worst nightmare, if you chose to be part of the many mini dramas that can surface.

Out for yourself and (BLEEP) everyone else. This has griefer written all over it or a Prude Business strategy that consists of taking advantage of others for personal gain or being down right Ignorant. We all know how they end up.

Last but certainly not least is being yourself without having expectations of others to enjoy your second Life You will get far both in business and liesure if you see Avies as people and always be mindful of the things you do here because they Mirror you.

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AMPD AND SL ADDICTION- Recognizing the Signs

Tuesday April 10, 2007

 When Second Life is Offline, you should have been already informed of an update but if you try to log in and you get flustered anyway then you may be a SL Addict or suffer from some form of AMPD...

Dreaming about SecondLife - The answer to the famous question “ Do we dream in Color?” The Answer to that is, Yes we do. .. or atleast I do, unless I’m just a crazy Secondlife Addict… but I vaguely recall a dream a while ago in which my Avie who was wearing a red tank top and Black chain jeans was wandering around. I cannot recall what happened but I remember what I was wearing.

As we all know , our dreams fade quickly and the best way to capture them for keeps is to write them down as soon as we wake up. Having a notebook on the nightstand will help, otherwise you will forget your dream and wonder hmmm was it in color… Anyways…

Chances are if you are dreaming about SL, you are an Official Addict… so continue reading for some helpful tips and hints….

For the most part if you have an addictive personality then chances are you will become an addict to second life. An Addiction doesn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing if it does not interfere with your real life. But Addiction to SL can be just as harmful as substance Abuse if it’s not kept under control. Allowing yourself to enjoy other things outside of Secondlife will prevent Possibly problems that can affect real life. Such as Depression, Anti Social Disorder, Insomnia, among the many other issues that can arise like slacking on Work, not spending enough time with family or friends and losing control of yourself and your thoughts. For example, Obcessing over secondLife whenever your not logged in.

The best way to keep things in perspective is to Recognize the Signs and do something about them. SecondLife isn’t a bad Place, in fact it’s probably the most interesting place to be for those that understand this is the way of the Future.

 By using common sense and self Discipline, you can enjoy the best of both worlds.

Finding something else of interest during these withdrawal episodes isn’t an easy task but catching up on real life is an option too.

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Tuesday April 17, 2007

BAD WEATHER HIT CLOSE TO HOME FOR THE CEO

The SL Enquirer is based out of Pennsylvania and If you have been watching the News, The Northeast was hit with some severe weather. We are fortunate to report only minimal water damage in our immediate area . The Extent of the Real SLE headquarters was about 3 inches in the Dungeon, So Lanai and an unidentified male accomplice went to Home Depot and got giant brooms and a couple candy bars and spent a better part of the evening feeling like she was co-hosting “Dirty Jobs”. We Are pleased to say Today is business as usual.

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Tuesday April 10, 2007

AMPD: ACCEPTABLE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER

 With a mouthful of toothpaste do you look at yourself in the Mirror and smile while thinking about the previous night’s events or played out your business moves for the next time you log in?

What about at breakfast as you sit there dipping your toast into your coffee in a daze while reading the newspaper upside down because you are lost in thought about something pertaining to your Second existence?

I bet Your family and friends (if you have seen them recently) looks at you with the weirdest look on their faces but figure you’re just Zombified as usual and everyone goes about their daily routine as normal.

As soon as you get the chance to log into SecondLife you suddenly find yourself at Full alert and ready to rule the online world with a Career that would make you a Millionaire if it were real life.

That is the Appeal that is creating Waves all around the world who are experiencing AMPD with avies experiencing two separate entities within themselves. One of a Normal existence with a Side that people in their everyday lives don’t usually get to See or even understand unless they bring their real life career into the Game.

I’m sure most of you tried to explain SL to an “outsider” only to be stared at with confusion or the occasional person who sees the potential and wants to be involved. The only thing we should be careful of before revealing our Avies names and sharing our Second lives with outsiders is. Do we want them involved in it?

It may seem like a great idea, if that person has something to offer in your line of work here, or find their own thing to do. Otherwise you will be stuck being a “Noob Tour Guide and Personal Game Information Helper with a potential pest attached to your hip that could threatens How you conduct your business here with countless interruptions.

4 Million Residents in Secondlife have Experienced this almost “out of body and into simulated reality “ experience and it has become Acceptable to everyone here. How acceptable is it in real life?

I came up with AMPD while being involved in another online Simulated Lifestyle game, It was nowhere near the Potential of Secondlife yet the Double Lifestyle experience exists their too. Perhaps the entire Web Community has some form of Acceptable Multiple personality Disorder.

Just remember to keep things manageable. Create a balance in real life as well as second life and things will be ok and Seek Help immediately if you really believe you can fly or walk around in real life with a double Holster or a Tip jar in hand. You may be merging the two personalities and a break from SL may be required just be prepared for Withdrawal Symptoms…

To Find Out More About AMPD Click Here

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HAS SECOND LIFE FORGOTTEN ABOUT US?

Tuesday April 3, 2007

When has it been okay to just settle for less when you put your time effort and for most even invested lots of hard earned money into something only to be confronted with constant set backs due to Crashes, lag , Missing Objects , No Teleports Working, and even worse being completely wiped out ?

 Sure there's Roll Backs, They reset your land back and you end up losing the things you worked on before the Wipe out, they give you back things lost from inventory (sometimes) so that you now have the inconvience of wasting your time cleaning out your inventory becuase you now have double the items flooding it umong the many other things that happen to your Avatar After updates because of these technical difficulties.

 Have you walked around Invisable with only shoes and hair visable?

What About the Avies that make a living here by providing services like Musical Performances or other Services which require effort on all involved.

For Example Just this Saturday , I was to perform at Souq's Oasis from 1:00-2:40

 

And an Hour Prior to the Show, Teleports weren't working, Multiple Crashes were happening, Missing Objects from inventory and I was unable to even change my Silks. Needless to say the Show was over before it even began.

The sad thing is this happens to countless Avies on an almost daily basis. and most tolerate it and settle for What Second Life calls "the best they can do".

Are the Major Brand Companies in Second Life settling for these excuses too?

Our time is valuable to us all and most of us have a Work schedules we run our Businesses on and we depend on the Lindens to keep our work environment Manageable so that we don't get caught in a situation were we are unable to fulfill our Appointments with clients.

Do Lindens ever issue refunds? If they do I'm sure they are forking out hundreds of thousands a Month to Avies that have had Income loses due to the technical difficulties that the Lindens cannot seem to resolve. Oh wait...That's not their problem, that's " matters between Avies that they have no control over".

In today's World, This is just unacceptable for a Company that prides its wealth on the work of others but cannot provide a stable place for the very people that keep Second Life Afloat. It's not really about us, It's about pleasing those on the very Top while keeping us "little people" on Hold with. "Sorry for the Inconvience, We are working on the Problem"

 Go into work tomorrow and try that Line on your Boss and see what happens.

  Are we Not the Bosses that pay the Lindens salaries?

Perhaps it's time we tell them to get their act together by showing them we mean Business.

We aren't Ones for for heading a Movement in Second Life But hey someones Gotta do it.

If you are interested in letting the Lindens Know How Their Unresolved Issues are Effecting you, Please Write to us and tell us about it.

~Lanai jarrico

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- Tuesday April 3, 2007

A Suprise Birthday Party was Thrown for the One and Only DoctorAnn Buchanan on Friday March 30, 2007. The Invitations were beautifully done and given out a day before the event to Honor Such a Wonderful Woman on her birthday

Umong Birthday Well Wishers were the AMMC team, AGSO, SLE and lots of friends.

The night went on with lots of Dancing and Mingling , Gift giving and Guestbook Signing and everyone had a Blast.

To Find Out More About DoctorAnn Buchannan click here

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WELCOME TO SECOND LAG- PART 2 ~The Third Nipple

Posted Friday March 23, 2007

 

Greetings fellow readers. Last week I made mention about the decline of functionality of SecondLife and how it appears that the Lindens are like monkeys throwing poo at us with their excuses, poorly designed fixes, and drive to achieve bigger piggy banks. I asked about what the Lindens can do to make things right again and what can we do.

 

  As the week has gone by, I can tell the Lindens do not read SL Enquirer. If you take a look at the blog entries on the SecondLife webpage, you'll see that within the last two weeks alone, most of the blogs are about problems within SL. Does this give the Lindens any clue that something just might be wrong with their operations? In one such blog entry, a resident made a comment that management needs to start getting involved. He is absolutely correct! I'd like to see more management involvement over the employees. I think that would change things really quick in SL's performance. As well, we all are tired of the lack of support from the Lindens for our problems. The amount of time and money we invest in SecondLife should account for our seriousness of being part of the virtual reality experience. This is not just a game to everyone.

  Certainly I can imagine how much improvement we'd see in SecondLife if they expanded their operations. No I'm not talking about them charging all residents a fee to play SL just so they can have that brand new Mercedes by Christmas this year. I'm not talking about them starting a subdivision so we can enjoy SL on the XBox or Playstation 3 (which would allow them to have a brand new Mercedes by Christmas). I'm talking about expanding their network. Get more servers and grab more locations of which our computers can communicate to in order to enjoy the virtues of SecondLife to the fullest extent. This action would cause a drop in lag and problems in service. As well, get more friggin employees you numbskulls! I'm tired of hearing blogs being presented by two Lindens who know enough about working in the Excuse Department, but obviously didn't get there by working the Common Sense Department first. If Linden Labs were to have a new slogan for themselves, I think best suited would be "We're sorry for the delay. We appreciate your patience." Besides, more employees would mean more minds to collectively come up with fixes that actually do something good for once!

  You would think that a group that has employees from a vast of different media or game related backgrounds, would have enough invested interest to keep SecondLife running how it should to keep residents happy. In my last point here, I mean they really need to start looking at improving customer service. For the most part they know they can't make everyone happy. Including yours truly. Otherwise I'd have nothing to write about. Knowing that they care, helps us deal with the problems in SecondLife a lot better than ignoring us. Obviously the Common Sense Department isn't focused on this either. I think they're all on a permanent holiday ("vacation" for you Americans).

 

  So what can we do about it? Several things actually. Our best course of action to take is our voice alone. Start vocalizing your dismay over SecondLife's performance and the lack of care coming from the Lindens. So many of us are too afraid to say anything because we're afraid that it'll be all over for us if we do. How untrue it is. You must remember that the Lindens have a huge investment into SecondLife. If we're silenced and forced to leave, then the money goes with us which means no more SL, no more Linden Labs, and no more jobs that pay them or help them purchase their Mercedes by Christmas. Obviously if you were working in the Common Sense Department, you wouldn't use vulgar language to get your point across. Nobody has ever listened to someone calling them a stupid mother f....well you get the point. Speak up and speak out people!

  Another thing we can do is simply move on to another virtual reality existance. There's 8 different “games” I can mention to you right now that are very much like SecondLife. Sure they don't have the same popularity, and the functionality may be different as well; but I can guarantee you those up and coming VR societies are doing their best to compete with Linden Labs and their gang of poo-slinging monkeys. It's only a matter of time before something bigger and better topples SL if the Lindens keep up the pace they're going at. Case in point....look how the numbers in The Sims Online dropped when SL came online.

  The last important thing we can do that'll certainly make a difference is hit the Lindens in the pocket book. Meaning stop buying and using Lindens as the monetary unit. Before money came to the world, the purchase of goods was made in trade or made by other forms of payment. For instance, gold and silver....even fur! How hard would it be to incorporate a new monetary system in SecondLife that would really wake up the Lindens? Not very. The only ones that would suffer are those in SL that are making a real life profit from trading Lindens for cash. But do I see you people doing this complaining about SecondLife's performance to the Lindens? No, not really. Unless your business is suffering it seems like you don't care much. Well this does concern you. It concerns all of us!

 

  As I said in Part 1, Linden Labs in slowly becoming the next Enron. But before we all lose something we hold so dear in SecondLife, lets take a stand and get the game back under our control. Do what you have to do to be heard; to make a difference. It's time we stood up collectively and let them Lindens know that we will not accept excuses anymore. We will not tolerate these problems anymore. We want change! And we want it now!!! Plus, I’m sick of having to try 20 times to teleport somewhere…..

 

Until next time....be groovy and eat your spinach.

 

-- The Third Nipple

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Posted: Wednesday march 14, 2007

BROKE COUPLES SHOULDN‘T BREED?

Why is it a requirement for those that want to experience virtual parenthood, have to have the Minimum of 20,000L to consider the full Experience? It leaves us wondering how many couples out there want to start a family but aren’t able to because they are too broke to Afford the Packages and services. For Some, It’s not just about waddling around for the fun of it. There are Other reasons more Physiologically Significant for those that cannot bare children in real life and want to experience it virtually. To think the cost is beyond their means, is just a shame.

 This Article was inspired by Family Planning Facilities I’ve come across searching for a bargain. It became obvious it wasn’t going to be cheap. From the Interactive Belly Packages with a whopper of a price tag Range from 3000L on Up, to maternity clothes, Baby Furniture, Poses , service fees, and other miscellaneous needs. It’s even sickening to think it takes just about $150.00 real money worth when its all said and done.

  Oh the Anguish of broke couple all around secondLife wanting to start a family and cant even Afford to buy the ept test to find out!

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WELCOME TO SECOND LAG -- Part 1

Friday March 16, 2007

I recently was given a t-shirt from a close friend that states on the front, "Welcome to Second Lag", and the logo hand on the back giving the finger. I'm not much of a t-shirt person. I prefer something classier, but I couldn't help to proudly sport this t-shirt on my body. Not because I'm rebellious to the point of supporting anarchy. Mass chaos never suited me well and my status here in SL and RL is of an important one to keep some sort of civility in mind; that would otherwise tarnish my reputation. No, I wore the shirt because it spoke volumes about a general populous feeling that many of us are too fearful of repercussions should we stand up and rise against Linden Labs. I'm speaking on the tone of the vast problems with SecondLife that keep coming in frequency annoying us all. It makes you wonder. If the Lindens do not get their act together, could this mean the end of SecondLife for us all? Or could it mean a new beginning for SecondLife for all to enjoy?

Let's face it; 4 million registered residents exist on SecondLife. That's quite a lot! At any given time, there's now between 25,000 and 35,000 online at once. Considering it just peaked over 20,000 back in October 2006. The IRS is eyeballing SL to tax American residents for the profits they make on a daily basis. If you ever go to the website, you'll see how much money was interchanged in one day. It's quite a sight! We're talking millions here baby! So much money, the Lindens decide to brag about it and put it on their website. More and more real life companies are placing avatars in SecondLife to spark interest in the local populous to their products. Companies like IBM, Sears, Circuit City, Toyota, BMW, and the list continues to grow. And those are the popular vendors we often hear. There are a lot of smaller real-life companies that are entering the virtual world realm too. You'll find SecondLife mentioned in many periodicals. USA Today, Newsweek, PC World, Yahoo, CNN, BBC, and the list goes on. So it's quite obvious to all (and to them Lindens) that SecondLife continues to rapidly grow and become popular. Hell, Yahoo listed SecondLife as the 3rd most popular video game researched on their website this month. The third! Yes, SecondLife beat out Bill the Bread Maker, Neverwonder Nights, Tomb Raider 24 - The End Is Finally Here, and Gender Challenged Pac(wo)Man. So why all the problems and what are the Lindens doing about it?

The biggest complaint I've heard about SecondLife is lag. Months ago a simple system fix would take care of it all, as Sims continued to grow and incorporate more users into their environment. Now lag is anywhere you go. And it's affecting many key aspects of the flow of SecondLife. Such as communications between SL residents and teleportation. When I spoke to a computer savvy friend of mine about this lag issue, he stated that "it's caused by the eating up of bandwidth and resources in the network infrastructure of Linden Labs." Woah....can you break that down Barney style? Simply put, Linden Labs has X amount of computers available to host the game, SIMs, and SL Residents needs (buildings, inventory, textures, etc.). Linden Labs has only so much bandwidth available for these computers to talk amongst one another and with us. As well, there's other devices within the network that control the traffic, allocate (divide or give when needed) bandwidth, and route our computer's request to the appropriate function. Still lost? Basically what my friend is saying is that Linden Labs does not have the resources it needs to keep SecondLife 95% stable and 80% lag free. Is there too many of us demanding too much from them? Wait.....what about the bragging in millions of dollars interchanged daily???

The fact is that Linden Labs is run by a bunch of monkeys. They pretend to honestly care about the integrity of SL when really they only care about the integrity of their millions of interchanged daily dimes. Meaning they only gear SL towards their own benefits and profit. Here are a few examples...

Take your average SL resident that runs a club on a Sim. The Sim reboots and Wallah! everything is missing. Buildings, furniture, lighting; everything. You see nothing but grass. Contact Linden support and guess what response you will get? Something along the lines of "It's not our fault. It's yours. You did something to make it happen." By the way, this example is based on a true story. Now take the same situation and have IBM contacting Linden support about their Sim. Do you want to place a bet who will get better and speedier service?

Many say Linden Town Hall Meetings are a waste of time. Why? Because too many residents show up and lag the Sim down. All the while, the Linden mediators are marveling to everyone how great SecondLife is, and how they are fixing the issues that concerns us all. Much like a toy with a pull string that repeats everything you've heard before. Mind you, I did state that during the meeting the Sim is lagged down.

Have you ever really looked at all the patches the Lindens come out with? Patches are like band aids. They cover wounds not fix them. And have you noticed how much more frequently these patches are being issued out? Take a gander at the specifics contained within a patch. You'll see that 25% of the patch is geared towards covering a wound (attempting to fix an known error) and the rest of the patch is geared towards new or modified features of SL (that no less benefit the Linden and Dollar interchanges).

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out by these examples alone, that Linden Labs is slowly becoming the next Enron. We invest our time, money, and dedication towards a virtual life, and a company, that's sliding downhill and will possibly turn on us all. So what might happen? What can the Lindens do to make things right again? What can we do? All this and more in next week's column. Until then, enjoy what SL still has that's functional, be groovy, and eat your spinach.

-- The Third Nipple

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GOVERNMENT IN SECONDLIFE…ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

By: Lanai Jarrico

Please NOOO for crying out loud! NOO Government or Politics in SecondLife and the IRS should stay out too!

 Let SecondLife be Run By the “Avies”.

That would be the majority of the Vote if a Poll was taken, because if you think about it …The Griefed overcome the Griefers, avies enjoy their gameplay with free will, and Business Minded Individuals are Working together and thriving.

We are a melting pot of “Avies” from All over the World already managing and working together.What we all should worry about is our constantly threatened existence due to all of our "In World" Technical difficulties with the constant “Laggage Baggage” we are inconvenienced with every day because Linden Labs ” Just keeps Patching things Up and not pifinx up the problem. Wait til the big Companies start pulling out . Anyways don’t get me or any of my friends started on that one...

 Anyways, I’m not trying to Run for SL President or Start a "No Government" movement or anything like that…. I should have moved a little closer to the sign before going on my little rant about the idea of Politics here. Standing Right next to this Sign Did I realize with an “oh” that it was just a Movie Theatre where Avies can get together and view Hystorical and political Films...

Capitol Hill 2 (130, 192, 24)

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IS YOUR AVIE WALKING IN CIRCLES?

Posted: Wednesday march 21, 2007

If lag hasn’t caused the problem then certainly it could be a factor in making things worse but it’s not only the lag I’m talking about that makes avies go in circles...

 In SecondLife, we get to live a second existance where we make all of our own decisions and create things to our own liking. It may seem like an endless world but sometimes it can stop you dead in your tracks like. What do I do next?

Just in order to look the way you want, You Need Lindens!

Before you can consider having your own Place. You Need Lindens!

  Sure you can purchase them and come into the Game with an “Avie Inheritance” but to really feel like you have become successful here, you have to start from the bottom of the barrel and work your way up. The easiest way to make a quick buck when you’re a Newbie is the good old fashioned Camping Chair, but earning about 3 Lindens every 10 Minutes/180 Lindens an hour doesn’t seem like Much . Isn’t that equivelant to just about .4 Cents in real Cash?

 Talk about working for less then Peanuts. But it’s a great way to start a conversation with other Broke Avies. Who knows, you might just find your future business partner. That’s where being in business for yourself becomes a good idea in order to Survive here.

Going on a Business Venture is Probubly your best bet, but it sure isn’t an easy one when you have competition everywhere you look and then worrying about all the issues with the lag that hurts business. There’s SIMlords out there barely able to pay their tiers or renters barely making their weekly rent. It‘s a tough world out there when it comes to trying to have your very own place. You have to work for it just like in Real life and If you stand out from the rest, you succeed.

If You are Not In it For Business but want to have a place you can enjoy while meeting interesting Avies, You Still Need to work. Having your own Place is a good idea if you want to get involved in a Simlationship but you have to find things to do to keep yourself and your Simnificant other enjoying your time together. They add something extra to SecondLife. But unless they have potential to grow , the simlationship will just go in circles.

Simlationships like that don’t go very far because there will come a time when you feel like you’ve “said it all and done it all”. This doesn’t mean the end, but for most that is how it ends up.

Who said you can’t have your cake and eat it too?

 Everyone needs Companionship. Some just as Friends. Others love lots of affection without all the strings attached. You can even have a Friend with benefits and call it a “Business Relationships” . There are many ways to go about adjusting Secondlife to you and anyone you choose to spend your Secondlife involved with but you have to keep in mind not everyone will agree to keep it as simple as that.

Mixing Business with Pleasure is ballsy but can work. Investing more time in working together rather then carrying around emotional baggage is the best way to handle things. If not, prepare to walk in circles or start a new Venture like...Leave SecondLife.

Round and Round We Go…Where We Stop Noone knows…

~Lanai Jarrico

The SL Enquirer

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This Just In! 3-28-07

Today is the last Day of the Conference

RCE UNIVERSE IS LIVE AT THE VIRTUAL WORLD CONFERENCE IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW!

SLE Affiliate & RCE Universe's Own Svetlana Czervik is At The Virtual World Conference going on right now in New York City and Blogging in between speakers like SecondLife's Very Own Creator Philip Linden to Name a Few.

 If you would Like to Follow her Two Days in NYC Click Here!

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SPARK MAGAZINE

3-25-07

Have You Check out This Months Debut Issue? Contact Aiden Aquacade for a free Copy.

Spark Magazine is a SecondLife based Monthly Publication Created By Aidan Aquacade, an SLE Affiliate. For Avies By Avies.

Contact Aidan For More Info on Spark.

For More Publications visit Viper Media LLC. in Otto

A Place where you can sit back and relax while reading the wide variety of Publications available in SecondLife.

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THE SL ENQUIRER GETS A 2ND HEADQUARTERS AT VIPER MEDIA

Movin On Up to the East side in a deluxe apartment in the Sky...

The Orginal SL Enquirer in World Headquarters is Located on Gannnet island right across from Club Egert and a new SLE office will be located on the 3rd Floor at Viper Media on Otto. The building will also be home to RCE Universe. A Universal Forum that reaches out to all Online Communities. We will be working together to Combine all Forms of media for a Better Network of Communications between Internal SL News and other Virtual Commiunities and Online Gamers to contibrute news, Address topics , Article Freelancing and much more.

Viper Media is a Place where All the Top Newspapers and Magazines can be Read and Discussed with others Interested in The Media here in SecondLife. If you would like to be part of Viper Media contact Rockee Richez, Lanai Jarrico or Svetlana Czervik in Secondlife.

VIRTUAL WORLDS CONFERENCE ANNOUNCES SPEAKERS & FOCUSES ON THE FUTURE OF MARKETING AND MEDIA

Executives From MTV, Second Life, Entropia Universe, There.com, Disney, IBM, Leo Burnett, Sundance, GSD&M and Other Major Brands

Headline New Trend Setting Conference

NEW YORK, New York - February 13, 2007 - Virtual Worlds Management, the leading producer of virtual world related conferences and tradeshows, announced today the speakers for the upcoming Virtual Worlds Conference taking place March 28-29, 2007 in New York City..... ( ~RCE Universe)

~ For More Information Visit RCEUniverse.com

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ARE YOU A HIGH MAINTAINENCE DIVA, GOLD DIGGER OR SOME GOLD DIGGERS SUGARDADDY?

By: L.J.

Posted: Wednesday March 14, 2007

What’s a Gold Digger?

Originally created by those silly cowboys back in the gold rush days but then got shifted towards Women when those Conniving Hussies dipped their hands in the cowboys riches or some cheap Saloon Drinks and some Bumpin and Grindin’

After Studying the true meaning of What it is to be a Gold Digger, We would think, some of these types of Avies Would Not consider themselves just a shameless gold digger, But then again Some actually take pride in running a man’s pockets in exchange for Sex, Gifts and even a place to stay.

Most Would Call themselves High Maintenance Divas that deserve it because they are just too dam sexy to work for it and with That, Sugar daddies are Just delighted to Take care of them.

So in this twisted World of “Give and Take” Sugar Daddies have the understanding… more gifts they give the more booty they Get.

If you managed to Survive SecondLife without Ever Lifting a Finger what would You Call Yourself?

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THE CEO SHOOTS FOR THE STARS

Posted : Monday February 19, 2007

At 1:54 am est. While sitting at Club Sexy-Hot Sexy Girls in Woolybear ... the unthinkable happened

Lanai Goes from 116,96,13 to 116, 96 8256 in six seconds! Who could have done such a thing and why?

  Perhaps…They are doing Secret Business not too friendly with the Press? A jealous club goer…Just Another Griefer doing what he does best or are the chairs rigged to send Avies for unexpected orbits into Oblivion.

 There are many questions surrounding this Dirty Deed dealt out to the Ceo but we are almost positive All Lanai Could think of as she was catapolted towards the heavens like a rock in a slingshot...was….“Oh Shit!”…

Upon Immediate Investigation, the Culprit could not be Found But Apparently The Don Tony Gambino who Invited Lanai to the Party, was Orbited aswell.

~ SLE Internal Affairs

Woolybear (118, 99, 2158)

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DO GIREFERS CHANGE YOUR VIEW ON HUMANITY IN SECONDLIFE?

By: Lanai Jarrico

Posted Wednesday March 7, 2007

Do Griefers change your View on Humanity?

Inspired By the many Who have been Griefed in some form or another.

Going into an Online Game with an Open Mind is easy to do but just how open are you willing to get with someone you will most likely never meet but yet you feel comfortable enough to let your guard down just enough to answer “So Where are you from?”. Which seems to be a popular icebreaker here. Innocent Right?

 If you willingly answer Correctly, You are inviting in either a possible Friend or a Potential Griefer. How can we Tell? The sad truth is , you never can tell. Even the person you trusted the most here can eventually turn on you or have their own hidden agenda , Only to break it to you months or even a couple years later that all along you were the sidedish and the main course lived just next door. As ridiculous as this sounds, its more common then we may think, especially for those unsuspecting Indivuduals that weren’t looking for the grief in the first place.

  Not that you should stare down every Avie that approaches you but a good Sense would tell you to atleast consider not Everyone is honest and more times then not there is some form of exxageration included in the things they may tell you. A perfect example of this is, Most Picture Swoppers, would rather share a Picture of themselves that looks good , rather then send a recent one looking totally different. Same Deal with Webcam, Truth can be confirmed easily with a webcam , Appearance, Gender and maybe even little clues in their background to confirm they are being truthful. If someone openly admits to having a webcam but refuses to use it , Chances are they have something to hide otherwise it wouldn’t be a problem, besides why would someone bring a webcam up unless they were checking to see if you have one or to brag about it? That has Hidden Agenda Written all over it.

  Notice as the Scenerios grow, View of Humanity in SL seems to dwindle?

 It is because of these experiences that Most of the “Griefed” have lost faith in Humanity here in SL and end up going around with a chip on their shoulder or grief others, maybe not in the same way but in ways that might not even be noticeable to them, but somewhere along the line, their faith in humanity here has been worn thin leaving them not the same person they were when they became part of this virtual society.

It’s a shame that Humanity is in Question and to think, it’s all because of Griefers and the View Points of the Griefed after being tarnished, that it threaten the very existence of it here and in Real Life.

Have they forgotten behind each Avatar is an Actual Human Being? I Hope not cause once that’s gone, peoples views in world will Change and not for the better.

Can Humanity even Be Salvaged here?

Of Course , It’s all about change. Change the way we are inside first, then share it with others. You don’t have to Stand up on a soapbox and preach, although the option is there but Chances are the audience may not be that interested because Actions speak louder then words and has proven to be more effective then being a “Sayer “and not a “Doer“.

Our Individual Presence in this Virtual Society is unique to us all. We come here alone With our own view of what Our SecondLife should be , Just Mixed in with everyone else with their own views and agendas .

It’s Just a matter of practicing common courtesy among others and being true to yourself and you are doing your part in preserving humanity in a Game that has its way of making it easy to dispose of it without importance, when Humanity is one of the most important things we have in us all . If it wasn’t for the people who practice it, SecondLife would be a circus and what good is running in circles and wasting time being ignorant ? Why would anyone want to spend there time doing that just to make themselves look like an Idiot for kicks and laughs? That’s Just ridiculous.

The Kind of People we are inside will dictate where Our Avie goes in SecondLife and how far. To them it’s just a game and shallowness lets them Grief without thinking twice about the receiving end of it.

Who are we to dictate their second life, it’s a game right?

Wrong, It has all the comforts of a Game but for many, it’s a Business, a means to generating an Income or Creating an online Presence for Their Companies, Investors and other Goals that are important to each of us that choice to go about our business without any ill motives. Griefers of any kind don’t belong in SecondLife if we are to preserve a Place of business without losing focus on the things that are important to us to succeed here..

 

Where do we even begin?

 In real society there is a way to deal with these issues, Handle it yourself depending on the situation or call the cops, but That’s real life. In secondLife you have the option of marshall Law by blasting them into oblivion yourself, (form of griefing), hiring a Hitman (form of griefing) or report them to Lindens. But there is No real Protection from them since Linden cannot remove them all .

The best way to deal with this is ban , mute and Avoid them but it doesn’t stop them from Griefing others and that’s were using the SLE Blacklist or using other Publications to report them. This Service provides an awareness to others so that we can work together to weed out the good from the bad so we can begin to preserve the Humanity that’s left in SecondLife.

Visit the BlackList  for Upto Date Griefer Alerts Courtesy of Anti Griefers Special Operations. (AGSO)

Stay Informed. ~L.J.

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WHAT’S IN A SKIN?

Posted: Monday March 5, 2007

When Helping another Avie out gets ugly…and I mean really REALLY Ugly…

Here’s how this Saga Unfolds…

Let’s take it back early in the day when, a chat with a friend got on the subject of Ugly Avies and How we’d shun each other jokingly about it. No real exciting or in depth thing going on, Just a couple of Avies engaging in some funny chat…it got brushed off and we went about our business…

Here’s where Bad Karma kicked in from the fun we were making of Ugly Avies previously… While assisting to tweek Xu Wise’s (a MALE avatar‘s) appearance…the unthinkable happens… I saved it to MY Skin and ended up looking Like a chizel chested Male Pretty Boy in a womanly outfit...

To my shock and horror I had totally destroyed my own template and immediately went into panic mode trying to undo every single detail from Face details to Body Shape…Oh what a time consuming nightmare! Hours later… Brando Dingson, SLE Security stepped in and took it upon himself to help me out and quickly get my figure and appearance back to normal. . Thank goodness Paparazzi wasn’t around to take Snapshots of this Highly embarrassing and ugly Situation…

Lanai Jarrico

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Monday March 5, 2007

 Hey SLE Fans, I'm back from vacation and ready to do some Spring Cleaning up in SecondLife...You know...in with the New out with... Tacky.

  As you can see I've gotten rid of a few things and Avies Cramping The SL Enquirer's Style and I'm ready to get back to work. *devilish grin*

ooooohhh If Only you knew what I did On my vacation...let's just say a few Businesses and individuals should be shaking in their shoes... *fixes Halo*

Anyways, It's On... Let's get back to bizz shall we?

to be continued...

 

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LANAI DEPARTS FROM HOLIDAY ISLAND ON MONDAY, GET YOUR CAMERAS READY!

Posted: Monday February 26, 2006

 

Lanai Jarrico has Departed on a week long Cruise to Celebrate her Own made Up reasons and will be Docking Port in Several Undisclosed Locations around SecondLife to Mix and Mingle and Enjoy her vacation from Running SLE . If you Spot her this week Send Us some Snapshots and If it's Paparrazzi material, it will Get Posted Wet t-shirt Contests and All !

Let's Hope She forgets anyone is watching.

MoneyShot!- Get a Snapshot of Lanai Jarrico

Nude Shot- hey you never know, she might just check out some nude beaches - Worth 1000L

Bikini Shot- She did mention the will be visiting some beaches -500L

With a Possible Romantic Interest- 500L

Miscellaneous- Negotiable

*MoneyShots- Yes this is a Real Lindens Giveaway. .Effective Immediately

Rules: Linden Prizes will be paid to one Paparazzi in each Catagory and will be decided by the SLE Paparazzi Committee

 All Entries Must Be Recieved On or Before Monday March 5, 2007

Submission: All Entries Must be Submitted by SecondLife Postcard, Including Date , Locations and a Brief description explaining the Image

For Information on How to Send us a Postcard, Click Here

Excludes any SLE Staff Member.

If you would Like to be an Offical Paparrazzi for The SL Enquirer, Apply Now

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LANAI JARRICO' s CREATOR GOES TO THE BIG APPLE FOR THE "13 MOST BEAUTIFUL AVIES" ART EXHIBITION

Posted: Monday February 19, 2007

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"13 MOST BEAUTIFUL AVIES" PRESS RELEASE FOR 2ND SHOW IN NYC!

Posted Friday February 9, 2007

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

February 17 - March 17, 2007

EVA and FRANCO MATTES (a.k.a. 0100101110101101.ORG)

"13 Most Beautiful Avatars"

Postmasters Gallery, New York

Opening reception: Saturday February 17, 6-8 p-m

Postmasters Gallery is pleased to present "13 Most Beautiful Avatars,"

a portrait series from Second Life by EVA and FRANCO MATTES (a.k.a.

0100101110101101.ORG).

The Matteses have been living in the virtual world, Second Life, for

over a year, exploring its terrain and interacting with its peculiar

inhabitants. The result of their "video-game flanerie" is a series of

portraits, entitled "13 Most Beautiful Avatars." Not unlike Warhol's

entourage of stars, captured in the "13 Most Beautiful Boys" and "13

Most Beautiful Women" portrait series, the Matteses' "13 Most Beautiful

Avatars" captures the most visually dynamic and celebrated "stars" of

Second Life.

The portraits reflect Second Life aesthetics, featuring the bright

colors, "artificial" light, broad flat areas, 3D shapes, and surreal

perspectives that are typical of this virtual world. Overall, the

series draws on the technological developments which allow the creation

of alternate identities within simulated worlds. Despite the relative

newness of using video game-derived source materials, the avatars'

icons recall questions common to earlier eras of portraiture, including

the cultural and psychological context of the images, and the

relationships between high art and subculture, between contemporary art

and "traditional" art forms, and between art and life itself.

The project was created during the artists' stay at The Italian Academy

for Advanced Studies at Columbia University. The Matteses are the

recipients of 2006 New York Prize for most promising young Italian

Artists.

A portfolio of prints produced by Jean-Yves Noblet Contemporary Prints

will also be available.

Born in 1976, Eva and Franco Mattes, (a.k.a. 0100101110101101.ORG) have

been pioneers in the net.art movement remixing famous digital art

pieces and performing Life Sharing: a real-time digital self portrait,

during which they even submitted to satellite surveillance for an

entire year. In the last decade they have created unpredictable

mass-scale performances staged outside the traditional art venues and

involving an unaware audience, where truth and falsehood mix to the

point of being indistinguishable. They created and released the code

for a computer virus, erected fake architectural heritage signs, run

media campaigns for non-existent action movies (United We Stand), and

even convinced the entire populace of Vienna that Nike had purchased

the city's historic Karlsplatz and was about to rename it "Nikeplatz".

Their controversial performances, often bordering on illegality, have

been widely discussed in the media earning them the name "Bonnie and

Clyde of Contemporary Art". Their works have been shown internationally

including: Collection Lambert, Avignon; Fondazione Pitti Discovery,

Florence; Lentos Museum of Modern Art, Linz; New Museum of Contemporary

Art, New York; ICC, Tokyo; Manifesta 4, Frankfurt; Galleria Civica di

Arte Contemporanea, Trento and the Venice Biennale.

For more information on the Second Life project and an interview with

the artists:

http://www.0100101110101101.org

Postmasters Gallery located at 459 west 19th street between 9 and 10

Avenues is open Tuesday through Saturday 11 – 6 pm

Please contact Magdalena Sawon with questions and image requests

www.postmastersart.com e-mail : postmasters@thing.net

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

Posted: Wednesday February 14, 2007

Paisley Beebe Australian Jazz Vocalist Debut Gig

Paisley Beebe's Debut Gig will be at Fabrice Crosby's beautiful Salon at Whispering Night.

Thurs 2am-3am PST in the morning!!!

 

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Ironforge/174/216/21

She will be Accompanied on Jazz Guitar by her RL husband Freddy Halderman.

Australian Jazz Vocalist Paisley Beebe has a smooth sultry Lounge quality to her voice a true Chantuse. She has been singing professionaly for 15 years, and tours Jazz Festivals plays clubs and many events and functions with her band, who are the leading lights of Australian jazz. She has released 2 Albums to date "Sweet Jazz" in 2003 and "Never The Less" in 2006. She is also a broadcaster of a weekly jazz program on www.fm993.com.au Go to www.leoniesmith.com to see her official web site or her myspace page at www.myspace.com/leoniesmith for a link to itunes. This is her first gig in SL with her guitarist accompanist Freddy Halderman who is her Rl husband and sometime accompanist. Freddy is not professional but a passionate semi professional with his own band "Take Note' together they make a "Sweet" couple.

Music for listening or dancing....

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MUSICIAN LOUIS LANDON IS PROMOTING HIS MUSIC IN SECONDLIFE

Posted: Monday February 12, 2007

Louis Landon aka Louis Volare is Performing His Music In SecondLife and Has Been Captivating his SecondLife Audience with His Live Performances, Mostly Musical Inbetween Commentaries. He Also Has An Alter Ego By the Name of Luigi Volare Who also does Venues but ads Vocals to his Performances. If you would Like to Know More Information about Louis Landon Look up Kalliope Thetan, The CEO Of the Louis Volare Fan Club and Join Today!

Accomplishments:

 Louis Volare is a recording artist, composer, songwriter, pianist, and vocalist, . In SL he is promoting Louis Landon's 6th CD, "Unwind".

"Unwind" is solo piano music instrumental music that is melodic, optimistic, and peaceful. It can best be categorized as New Age/Classical/Jazz.

He performs at various concert venues and coffee houses.

Louis Landon aka Louis Volare Performs at Egert Club and Sterling Vineyards to name a couple.

 Soft Spoken Talented Artist with a passion for what he does, He enlightened the club with beautiful tunes some of which can only be purchased in SL

"Unwind" can be purchased at www.cdbaby.com/cd/louis4 as well as at iTunes.

You can also sample and purchase "Unwind" and other CDs at www.louislandon.com/cd/index.php 

SecondLife Bio: Louis Landon has played classical music for Mikhail Baryshnikov and Latin music with "Pucho and his Latin Soul Brothers" on national and international tours, pop music with Rupert "Pina Colada Song"; Holmes , rock with John Hall, opening for ";Little Feat" and has written and produced music for film, video, and commercials, including three years of "best plays" and "bloopers" commercials for the NBA.

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THIS JUST IN

Posted: Monday February 26, 2006

 Lanai was Spotted at 10:07 am pst. Departing on a Yacht off the Coast of Holiday Island , Escorted By What appeared to be Secret Agents Heavily Armed and Wearing Dark Suits.

We Have Reason to believe She's been on a secret mission and on her Way to Undisclosed Locations to enjoy her "vacation" but we think she tricked us into thinking she's taking a break when really there are Big Business Moves in the Making. We Have Sent Out Our Own Secret Agents to try and Find Out what's Really Going On. But We doubt we will be able to get close enough for anymore information.

More Rumors Surrounding the CEO

~SL Paparazzi

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SOAPBOX-

Posted : Friday February 23, 2007

Hey SLE Fans,

Sorry for the Delay for Friday's Update ...I realize I'm never on Time, Just know that it is Delivered Hot when it is...

 As Always When I'm in Game, I'm Upto Something and I meant to Discipline myself enough to update SLE bright and Early this Morning BUT... I logged in and a Whole New Adventure Began. I chose to Stay and Glad that I Did because, I ended up At Mercedes Benz looking for an "Emblem Pendant" so I can Wear it Like a Necklace because I'm tacky like that and... Ok lemme Stop Rambling... Read SLE and Find Out Who Got Interviewed and What People and Places I've Seen Around my Secondlife lately

Please Feel Free to Use the SLE Calendar of Events to Post your Upcoming Events in Real Time. and you are always welcomed to Email us your Articles throughout the Week. Next Publishing Day Is Scheduled for Monday March 5, 2007.

I'm Off to Enjoy my Vacation :)

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HEADLINES Archives

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GANNNET ISLAND WIPES OUT WITH A MAJOR CRASH LASTNIGHT!

Postes friday February 9, 2007

Yup It's true! Lastnight at Approximately 12:28 pm est. A Major Crash occured on Gannnet island . Shocked and Confused, Residents and Guest Including myself and Brando Dingson who minding his own business and chatting it up with me at the HQ when the crash occured. When we returned,It was utter devestation! We came back to Find the Entire Sim Wiped out except for what was left of The SL Enquirer Headquarters (shown in the picture) and a random Appliance in the Middle of a huge Open grassy Area.

I immediatley contacted Elliot Eldrich, the owner of Gannnet Island to break the news, needless to Say he was Shocked to the point of Considering Selling all SL Assets and leaving the game entirely due to the ever presence of SecondLife issues. But not to worry, Mr. Eldrich isn't going anywhere and to end this article on a positive note, As of this Morning Everything was restored by the Wonderful Linden Labs and Gannnet Island is now back in business!

How's that for a Night in SecondLife!

 Let's See What Happens Tonight...Here's Your Update for Friday...... Enjoy \m/

Friday February 2, 2007   Last Updated: 12:15 pm est.

SL Meets the RL World

 THERE News Now Available! Click Here to See What's to Come!

New Directory Links Available

Having a Grand Opening? Add it to the SLE Calendar of Events

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Thursday February 1, 2007 

Lanai Gets Seduced By a Chik wearing a.... Click here for this Crazy Situation

New SLE BLOG Available Now

FREE ADVERTISING ALL WEEK! Just a token of Our Appreciation.

Check out Up Coming Events on our SLE Calendar

FASHION WEEK Begins Monday! Click Here for More Information

Wandering the World: Diversity 2007 By: Aidan Aquacade

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Wednesday January 31, 2007

 THIS JUST IN! [UPDATE 4:15 PM EST ] secondLife is planning on opening the grid by 2PM PST. Thank you for your continued patience!

Check out the new Links Added today! Security, Lunch Break, The BlackList, SLE Evidence Files, all new Archives Page,Revised Disclaimer and Much more!

STINGRAY'S Jazz Club Grand Opening Tonight! Click Here to View SLE's Calendar of Events

Interview with the Notorious Dj Grip Click Here

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Tuesday January 30, 2007

Not sure How to Submit Articles? Click Here

2:31 pm est- SLE Is Giving Away Free Ad Space All Week!  First Come First Serve so get in where you Fit In!

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Monday January 29, 2007

1:45 pm est- Things We Should See in our SecondLife...   ~The Third Nipple

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SLE NEWS

MUD WRESTLING- A Sport or an excuse to grope security…

Posted: Monday January 22, 2007

After the Male Revue Party at The Pit in little Philadelphia, I showed up later on with SLE Security to hang out some more and noticed a Mud Pit….So thinking I was all big and bad I challenged Brando Dingson to a match that ended up being no match for me… With a score of 7-0 I should have been ashamed of myself but hey….it wasn’t like I wasn't enjoying myself…. Round 8 ?

Location: Topgol, The Pit in little Philadelphia

~Lanai Jarrico

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SECONDLIFE IS A CELEBRATION

Posted: Monday January 22, 2007

Where do I find the time? You know what…I really don’t know but man am I having a Blast….From Strip Clubs to parks…to fetish clubs… back to the strip club… then off to a contest I go….Hey ladies you don’t have to have a man to have fun believe me when I say that… being Single and completely free to mingle has got to be the best way to spend your second life. Not that I’m starting a Singles revolution or nothing but I’d rather be out and about then sit at my beautiful dream house contemplating what to do next…hang pictures or sit on the porch swing overlooking a sunset rubbing my big ol pregnant talking belly waiting for my man to log in….I think NOT… I’ll wait on that whole Martha Stewart Living, Brady Bunch thing but for the time being I’m exploring, dating and acting like a spring breaker every day... minus the whole girls gone wild thing…no wait…maybe even some of that…

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Until I find someone who changes my mind I might give it a go but until then I’m going to Do what I do and enjoy my second life to the fullest…How do you intend on spending yours?

~Lanai Jarrico

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SL NEWS ARCHIVES

12-06

COME CHECK OUT THE NEW SLE HQ!

Thanks to a private Investor We have our very Own 4 story Office Building!

Shop Space is available to rent. keep in mind Space will be Limited .

$300L a Week

 Contact Lanai

More Info on the Grand Opening to come...

All New Business and Consumer reports located at the bottom of this page check it out and get involved!

Lets weed out the bad businesses and let Avies Know where they can Find Hassle Free Services with the best of the best in SecondLife.

Would You Just Settle For Anyone to Create your Dream Home, Business or anything else to spend your hard earned Lindens on?

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WE GOT A NEW WRITER \m/

Posted Monday January 15, 2007

One of Sle's newest Writers Aiden Aquacade and Lanai Jarrico hanging out at Mons Venus- New Rock'N' Blues adult club on Plush Tesla on Sunday Night .

Plush Tesla (47, 170, 24)

Be on the look out for reviewed events such as in-world performances and

exhibitions, accounts of the quirkier side of SL- eccentric

avatars and unusual places.

Welcome Aiden \m/

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LET ME EXPLAIN...

Posted Wednesday January 17, 2007

 About that rumor....Let me explain.....

I have been taking some heat by my "many boy toys, Sugardaddies Personal Benchwarmers and Secret lovers about the rumor that I have 6 boyfriends. Apparently some felt left out and I wanted to aplogize to them for that

 *muah* to all my sexxy big daddies out there ...Not that I'm bragging but its way more then 6 and I have finally figured out how to spend 48 hours in one day so I am able to equally disburse my time with them all. As Of right now, my little black book, calender and schedule books are jam packed with dates but no worries I am still accepting more....think you can wait til April? *blinks*

~Lanai Jarrico

Dedicated to all the reader who have imed me with comments about this rumor, yall crack me up lol

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Dancer on duty from Left to right

Anthony Pieterson, Brando Dingson and Vladimir Burdeyna, Rex Mcdonnagh

HANDING OUT PAPERCUTS ON LADIES NIGHT AT ddddClub Coyote

Posted: Friday January 12, 2007

If your weren't swiping dollar bills down the back end of a hot security gaurd at ddddClub Coyote on Thursday Night for Ladies Night , you were definelty missing out! Thanks to Brando Dingson, who informed the other security Gaurd/ Dancers that Lanai likes a lot of attention.... Hot dam did she get an overdose of it!

These Hotties kept the all the ladies Hot and Bothered ...not to mention almost Broke

Anyone got change for a Dollar?

Seosan (215, 217, 66)

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Posted: Wednesday January 10, 2007

SHINING A SPOTLIGHT ON DARRON BUCKENBURGER

 Darron Who ?

You may not know him or u've heard of him and want to throw a tomato at em' but we thought it was time to push em to the front of them stage and introduce em to all of yall as Lanai's Right hand man, babysitter, Calmer Downer, and all around handler of this dramatic CEO , not to mention being The SL Enquirer's Vice President.

(Suprize Darron..lol)

And here's how the story goes down ...

With a Chance meeting in Blazing Falls, TSO in November 2003 the beginning of a great friendship transpired .

For those of you not Familiar with TSO, it's another online game better known as The SIMS Online. In concept it is Similar to SL in the respect that its a Simulated Lifestlye.

ok Lets take you back to the beginning...

In November 2003, Lanai was a Common Sim, living at Cupid's Garden with a couple roommates when in walks a dark haired "SIM" almost at the end of his free trial, randomly approached a microphone and started to recite a poem about Boobs and Beer completely captivating Lanai from that moment. Unsure if it was the fact that he was the cutest Noob in a suit or he was just so dang tacky, somethin sparked her interest. Needless to say he stayed.

Within 7 Months after meeting, TSOE was Born. Starting with only 5 pages, meant to entertain their little circle of friends, blew up and took Blazing Falls by Storm.

3 years later, Lanai and Darron are still at it with Big Plans to leave a mark in SecondLife .

Is there a SL Soap Opera in the making? ... If so, It will definetly be better then cable...

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DON'T FORGET YOUR WINGS!

Posted: Monday January 1, 2007

 CLUB AMBIENCE owned By Hope Capital

Wingless Lanai Jarrico Partyin it up Friday Night at Club Ambience while DJ Grip spinned the Trance Tunes .

 Sparklers courtesy of Brando Dingson.

Fortune (21, 172, 23

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SL GLITCHES..GOTTA LOVE EM'

Posted: January 1, 2007

While chillin at Diamondz Studz somethin really strange happened... One of DS's Hottest Dancers suddenly Grew breast and mysteriously shrunk a few dress sizes within seconds because of SL Glitches and random Crashin....leading our Avies into the most awkward of situations... This Male Dancer's name is being withheld due to the seriously hilarious nature of this glitch...

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Posted :Friday

December 22, 2006

CLUB FABULOUS

Lookin for a Spot with Easy Goin Avies who greet you with a warm welcome

 Come check out Club Fabulous where the Drinks are always flowing and the dance floor is always lit up.

SLE Approved \m/

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DIAMONDZ STUDZ ALL MALE REVUE! WOOHOOO

Posted: Tuesday December 12, 2006 9:20 am est.

Diamondz Studz A male revue owned by jak digital is a Hot Spot for the ladies that like to be catered to.

and Yup! That's me Gettin catered to by Brando Dingson at a party on Saturday Night , which included Kumon Valentine, Darius Ball and a few otha big Daddies who took care of the ladies all night

*waves a dollar*

~Lanai

Plush Meter (36, 93, 23)

 

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Last update headlines January 1, 2007

The Artists retreat

Avie Child Prostitution in Sl

New Rumors

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BLAH...I HAD TO REPLY TO KITTY 12.25-06

12-22-06

New Club Press Release

New HotSpot of the Week

Kitty Rees Resigns but not after Responding to Jessica Check out In Other News for her Final Article.

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AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT WHATS TO COME- Club Egert

Posted: Friday December 22, 2006

It seems everywhere you go in Second Life , there’s a Speakeasy or Shops selling body parts, gadgets , and clothes on every corner. Even Some you couldn’t Possibly wear in any real life situation, but nonetheless…whatever your fancy SecondLife has it. But it’s time for Something new and Guess What…We got an Exclusive Sneak Peek at whats to Come so mark your Calenders Because a New Hotspot is about to Surface on January 13th.

~Lanai

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ATTENTION ALL YALL WINE DRINKIN ,CHEESE CUBE EATIN, PINKIE RAISIN' GALLERY GATHERERS...

Posted: Thursday December 28, 2006

If that wasn't your attention enough, We are happy to announce a New Art Gallery that is roots in SL.

The Artists Retreat owned by Devina Glitter is a great place to Mingle with other Wine Drinkin, Cheese Cube eatin', Pinkie Raisin Gallery Gatherers who enjoy the Arts in a Great atmosphere.

Events to be Listed.

Location: The Artists Retreat, Yeppeun (96, 46, 34)

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AVIE CHILD PROSTITUTION IN SL?

Posted Thursday December 28, 2006

It has been reported that A Child Avie Prostitution Ring is Operatin in SL called The Girls School Clubhouse, Yongcho. Apparently it is run by a head Mistress named Lolita McAllister. According to one witness who visited the clubhouse , Lolita openly admitted that although all the prostitues were children, their RL Controllers were 18 and over. Needless to say, the Appauled Witness reported the Shameful Madame and the Clubhouse to Lindens on Wednesday December 27, 2006. They have yet to Reply... But we will keep you posted as soon as they do

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BLEEHH.. I HAD TO REPLY TO KITTY REES

Posted:December 25, 2006

Ok, Ok...I said I wasn't going to respond, but I just HAD to!

I have to respond to Kitty's 5 wisdom remarks;

1st: Your condolences for being Katrina/Danae's friend? I don't recall asking for it. Danae is one of the most loyal, and one of the smartest people I've ever met. I don't need your condolences, I'm honored to have gotten to know her.

2nd: I didn't say YOU are 30, I said, "You're a woman in her 30's", if I'm wrong, what difference does it make? You are in fact an ADULT acting like a 13yr old, trying to be a bully on the playground.

3rd & 4th (you kinda covered the SAME thing just used two different ways to explain it): You obviously missed the point of passing around Rylie's picture, let me put it in layman terms for you and explain it to you like you're an 8yr old. Rylie is in fact a teenage girl that YOU & YOUR man have in fact passed around her picture. Just because some other ignorant idiot has done the same its ok for you? Is that what you're trying to explain to us? Why not pass around yours? I mean come on, let us ALL see those buck teeth and hair lip of yours, since we're passing around pics for shits and giggles.

5th: Not that I expected you to email me or send me an IM in yahoo, because obviously no matter where it is, I will always bring you down from feeling all high and mighty on that shallow pedestal you claim to be on. You're right, what will be accomplished? Nothing, kinda like you going back and forth, back and forth with your stories here on TSOE/SLE. You pretty much contradicted yourself here on that one.

As far as, Come to SL?, girl, I've been playing SL since 2004, you don't think, considering who I was in TSO I wouldn't be prepared for who ever would want to come "wondering around my land" to play? You think you're actually important enough & worth my time to click on the Search button and do a find on Kitty Rees?

As far as asking me if I would like to "make you change your way of how you play a game", honestly darlin' I can care less what you do, you pretty much showed people what kind of person you are, that should be enough.

I can understand you're life being so boring this is how you live it, but hey, more power to ya!

BTW...This part actually made me laugh:

Kitty Rees: So Jessica “Holier Then Thou” Accardo

Hey, how ever YOU want to see or view me, fine by me lol!

:::Notice::: Kitty never once replied on her justifications of being an Ignorant Racist *shrugs* as if it would matter anyway.

 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL!!!

Jessica Accardo, TSO

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KITTY REES RESPONDS TO JESSICA

Posted Friday December 22, 2006

I have a few things to say to you Jessica Accardo. For one, my condolences for you being Katrina’s friend. For two, I am not 30 yrs old…try again lol. For three, Rylie told Phantom she was 24 yrs old. For four, if Rylie did not want her RL photo to be shown then why give it out? Her RL photo is on a well known website and everyone has already seen it. If she has a problem with her picture being shown, then she needs to take it up with the person that owns that website not me.

For five, as far as me emailing or YIM you…for what?? For two girls to talk trash to one another over and over and over and over and over again in yahoo? You should know that accomplishes NOTHING. I am hardly on my yahoo anyways; good way to reach me is in game. Now I play my game the way I want to play it. If no one likes it, don’t play with me. So Jessica “Holier Then Thou” Accardo if you want to make me change the way I play my game, come to SL and bring it on….I am Kitty Rees…Hope to see you soon.

~ Kitty Rees aka Flame

*and yes I can count to five…Whoopdedo!

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JESSICA GETS UP ON THE SOAP BOX

Posted: Tuesday December 19, 2006 4:14 pm est.

I'm going to attempt to make a comment on the Second Life page directed towards the on going, pointless & played out drama of

Kitty & Katrina aka Flame DS & Danae

Danae is a friend of mine and a former loyal Accardo...although she speaks her mind and feelings you never see anyone having her back, but I will, because I'm so damn good at voicing my opinion, so here it is....

 

1st off...Lord have mercy, I don't know about anyone else but when Kitty sends in a story all I see is:

blah blah blah blah blah blah "ME ME ME ME" blah blah blah blah "ME ME ME ME"

 

No offense, but I keep reading hoping there is something of interest, and a point to your stories. What started this WHOLLLLLLE dragged out feud between Kitty and Katrina is the fact that, Kitty (Flame) a woman in her 30's, an adult...was teasing and showing real life pictures of a teenage girl to other players. Kitty, is your life not fulfilled to where you need to tease and constantly make fun of teenagers? Do you not get your jollies off from your man that you and your man need to go after teenage girls on the internet and pass around rl pictures??? Damn girl...find a hobby!!! Build something, go play Tringo.

As for the SS's of your racial slurs in TSO...your excuse is pathetic! I don't understand how you could sit there and say you are not a racist, but will say what you need to say to piss your enemies off, hey girl...whatever excuse you need to feel you can say whatever you want. I guess using racial slurs in the presence of minors is ok for you, I mean you do infact harrass teenage girls for shits and giggles, so why not right?

But, what I don't understand is the fact that you feel its ok to use racial slurs because, your words were "My grandparents are African American"....so you think its ok? Hell, I'm Mexican and I would NEVER call anyone anything racial pertaining to my hispanic heritage, or Anyone! Call it Pride and Respect, you think your grandparents didn't endure the racial slurs in their days, only to have a grandaughter sit on the internet...behind a computer moreless and yell out the "N" word. Not only are you a sad person, with no clue in the world about self respect and knowing how now days no matter what nationallity you are, every racial slur is taken offensive. And the fact of the matter is...you ARE, an ignorant racist biggot, but the most pathetic thing of it all, you seriously don't know the difference!

"Make You Famous" ???

Hey all, if this is how she wants to be known, by all means.

Reply if you must, I refuse to play "Battle of the Witts" with an idiot...but, honestly I most likely wont be reading it, of ALL your postings, after the first few lines you show your stupidity, and boredom starts to kick in. And I'm willing to bet, you're the ONLY person who's reading your own stories! LOL

But, feel free to email me: jessicaaccardo@yahoo or YIM, I'll be more than willing to go head to head with ya. At least make it worth my time and interesting to respond to.

Anyhoooo...Thanks for letting me post, and this is all I gotta say about this!

Jessica Accardo, TSO

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KITTY'S RESPONCE TO THE SS ON THE EVIDENCE PAGE, AND ALSO HELPING TO BREAK DOWN THE INTERVIEW FARTHER...

Posted: Thursday December 14, 2006 6:39 pm est.

Kitty’s response to the screen shots on the Evidence Page, and also helping break down the interview farther….

Here is Katrina calling me a hypocrite from the interview:

Katrina Tandino (Danae): she's a hypocrite when she says I couldnt 'bring it alone' cuz she admitted she had Erick (Phantom) and Cheriee with her at my house to fight me

I need to correct one part of my last response to Katrina’s Interview. I stated I saw her man in the screen shots she gave to Lanai but I was mistaken. Instead Katrina chose to bring with her Tiber Deledda aka Robert Leone from TSO another worthless individual like herself. She might as well of brought a stuffed turkey to protect her it would of done the same thing. She also brought with her a guy by the name of Stone Perenti. Check out the last screen shot on the evidence page. You see the names clearly on the bottom right hand. 4m & 5m just means how close those peeps were to Katrina. They were standing right by her. So Miss BadAss “I don’t back down” Katrina, brought peeps with her to my land. Need I say more?? Proof right there!

(shakes head)

More shit from the interview:

Katrina Tandino (Danae): I was at her land many times before she went to my house

If this BEEP was at my house before I went to her house, then why did she give Lanai screen shots that have the date December 07, 2006? If you look on the last screen shot on the evidence page it clearly shows the date December 07, 2006 on it. I posted my article “Katrina gets Stamped OWNED on forehead by Kitty Rees” on December 07, 2006. And I was in her house way before that date! So again Katrina LIES! Proof right there! If you went to my house before that date send the screen shots.

More sorry ass remarks:

Katrina Tandino (Danae): I have the screenshots of her land in SL saying her land is set to group only

Katrina Tandino (Danae): again, hypocrite

Katrina you also stated in the interview that my land was locked up tight the whole time this went on. BULLSHIT!

You could of gotten on my land that day…again peeps check out those land screen shots she gave to Lanai on the evidence page. Do you see the words BUY PASS all over them? When you have no access it would clearly show NO ACCESS everywhere. But no, the screen shots show BUY PASS all over them. Do you know what BUY PASS means? Just what it says…you buy a pass. The last two screen shots show my group information and there is a little blue button labeled BUY PASS, all she had to do was press that little blue BUY PASS button and buy a pass to gain access to my land. But by looking at the screen shots Katrina is a broke ass BEEP who only had $60 dollars, she couldn’t afford the pass anyways. LMFAOO! See my land wasn’t all the way No Access. Proof right there my land is accessible just got to pay for a pass lol. Get your shit together Katrina and stop looking like a cheap HO.

Did you all notice how she ignored Lanai’s question in the interview?

Lanai: So your sayin shes just makin things up to write about and theres no truth to any of it?

Katrina Tandino (Danae): she's shown herself a racist

Katrina’s only response was “She’s a Racist!” LMFAOOO! She totally ignores Lanai’s question. Do you see how she is grasping for straws! Now who is the ignorant one?? Oh No! Lets call Kitty a “Racist” that will take eyes off my stupidity and on her! LMFAOOOO!

You know what I say about that….PFFFTTT!!

Katrina, send in something recent you got on me! lol

~ Kitty Rees

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Posted: Wednesday December 13, 2006 8:06 pm est.

KITTY'S RESPONSE TO THE INTERVIEW

OMG Katrina is that all you have?? Old news?? How old are those Screen Shots?? 5 to 6 months old? Damn talk about someone obsessed!! LMFAOOO! I am flattered you kept SS of me and my man all that time on your hard drive. Makes me think you want to be me. Why do u you like to lie Katrina to make you look good?? People weren’t sick of me in TSO. I had lots of friends. I left TSO cause there was no updates and it got boring. As far as my land in SL goes, those Screen Shots just makes you look like you are grasping for straws. I will repeat myself since some of you can’t read: Like I said in one of my earlier articles, my land has ALWAYS been on admit. Ever since I started SL. So try again. That doesn’t make me a hypocrite. MY LAND is NOT set to NO Build NO Scripts like yours is dumbass! You can fight on my land. When I am offline my land is closed. Because you can do damage on my land. Peeps with common sense will agree with me to close your land when you are not online so no one can go to your land and do damage to your house while you are gone. Miss BadAss why didn’t you come over when I was online?? If my radar told me you were there I would of open my land for you anytime and fought you. Unlike your land that is set to NO Build NO Scripts so of course you are gonna keep your land open! Lol. You cant do shit to your house or land when its set to NO Build NO Scripts! Anything else you want to respond to so peeps can know who is grasping for straws and who isn’t?? Come over anytime Katrina, But do know this, I am not stupid enough to leave my land and house open with no features set for you to destroy it. No one would do that!! So stop pretending you have something to hold over my head. Why don’t you show peeps SS of your ban list?? Erick, Cheriee, and myself are on it. Even Marcus is on it. Look at my ban list it has NO ONE! So try again!

Another thing, I didn’t see you coming over to my house all alone, your man was with you. Look at the SS and I do see Tyler name mentioned. So who comes over with other peeps?? Again I am going to ask Miss BadAss why didn’t you come over when I was online?? Both times I went to your house, your ass was online.

As far as those other SS you seem to cling to dearly on your hard drive, Yea I used the “N” word. Who hasn’t?? and if anyone says they never have is a liar. Even black peeps call each other the “N” word. Get your facts straight Katrina before you go open that cheap hole you call a mouth, I have never been kicked out of a family for using the “N” word. In fact I have never been kicked out of any family for that matter. If you have proof send it.

I do not care or give a shit about those SS you have. I hope you print them out, frame them and hang them on your wall. As far as I am concerned there are no rules when there is war. I said those words to piss my enemy off and it worked. When you are my enemy I will say, do what I want just to get to you. I don’t see those peeps that I called an “N” word crying to TSOE. Its only you Katrina and I didn’t even call you that. As far as what I said to Daphne, we both have put that behind us and moved on. Daphne knows I wont say that to her again. But you seem to dwell on it Katrina. So keep bringing it up for all to read. What is that word that peeps like to use….Makes me FAMOUS!

I do hate to burst your bubble Katrina but I am not racist. In fact my grandpa and my aunt are both African American and I love them dearly. I acknowledge them in my profile. Always have. So I say keep doing what you are doing Katrina, makes peeps know how stupid you truly are and how you don’t have SHIT on me!!

As far as you teleporting to another chair, keep right on lying Katrina. One of these days you are gonna start to believe them. (If you haven’t already). I belong to the same Lucky Chair Group and there was no K chair announced. Plus it is strange that once I shoved you across the floor both times you leave. Hmmm.

And Katrina it was you that gave me your RL information. You were the one crying to me when Marcus dumped your ass in RL. Telling me all kinds of shit about him and his house in RL and what you both had done. IF YOU DON’T WANT RL SHOVED BACK IN YOUR FACE DON’T HAND OUT THE INFO FREELY TO PEEPS!! SHEEESH!!

I wont know anything about your RL if it wasn’t for you Katrina. So if I do run my mouth to you about your RL its your own damn fault!!!!!

Will I apologize about the SS that is posted? NO. That’s the past we all moved on and playing another game. Katrina loves hanging on to the past. Posting that is not gonna make my Second Life a living hell Katrina sorry to disappoint you on that as well. (Damn cant you do anything right?? lmao) I am not a bad person. If I were, I wouldn’t have such a large family and a network of friends.

Do you have anything recent on me Katrina worth anything??? LMFAOOOO

Oh and congratulations on your engagement Katrina. I am happy your man said yes to you. I always thought it was the man who would ask the woman for her hand in marriage… hmmm, I guess we all know who wears the pants in that family. LMFAOOOO!!

Later, Kitty Rees aka Proud to be Flame DS.

 

Update: 12/13/06

KATRINA GETS DUMPED!

Rylie Caldwell dumps Katrina Tandino as her mom. I guess Rylie read my article and figured out her mom does sukass! Lmfaooo

A few tidbits from home:

Congrats to MY WONDERFUL MOM Tammie Warrior and my dad Chief Xi on their engagement. I guess they figured it was time to get hitched since my mom is already pregnant with twins. O.O

Can’t wait to meet my new siblings in January. WOOT More family!

Congrats to my best friend Shinning Tempura formerly GM Fantasy Martinelli from TSO, she is expecting twins (a boy and a girl) they are due in January.

I also have a new nephew. My sister Tao Valentine adopted a cute 5 yr old little boy named SavontJr Syaka. Tao’s daughters Pyro Gasparini & Keely Matthews are very happy to have a brother they can pick on. A warning: DO NOT TOUCH HIS HEAD! If you do his head pops off and his brain spills out. Hmmmm I will make no comment on that lmao. Welcome to the family SovontJr Syaka, it seems you fit right in! lol

My cousin Annie Bernard won SL Beauty Pageant 2006. CONGRATS ANNIE BERNARD!! (More on this coming soon).

I just wanted to tell everyone I am very lucky to have the family that I do. I am blessed beyond measure. Love to all my family and friends, Kitty Rees aka Flame

 

 

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Katrina Tandino gets stamped OWNED on forehead by Kitty Rees 12/07/06

Hello peeps I can finally sit and write my long awaited article. My article is a bit long but I couldn’t make it any shorter lol. Trying to fit two weeks of stuff in one article will make it big.

Drama has hit SL and I am having fun! I will say this SL is not like TSO when it comes to fighting with your enemies. In TSO you can land and fight anywhere you want at the property owners discretion. But in SL, landowners are given features to help them overcome griefers or mafia peeps who want to fight on their land. Some features are: No build, No Push, No Scripts, No fly. All weapons in SL have scripts, if the property owner has their land set on NO scripts guess what? Your weapon doesn’t work. Lol. No push means you cannot push or orbit others on the land. And 95% of weapons don’t work in No push. Stores, clubs, casinos most public areas are always set to No Push. No build feature doesn’t let you rezz up an object. Meaning you cant open boxes or take anything out of your inventory. And No Fly, well just what it means you can’t fly. The reason why SL gives landowners these features is because nothing is ever closed in SL. Even with the owner offline their property is open unless they have it set on admit list only. Now that I have given a brief explanation of the features you have to protect your land…I am going to go on to my article.

Hmmm where to began lol. When I first started SL I met up with some peeps from TSO. One being Danae Spartaro from BF. She had other names but this one was her main one. She is Katrina Tandino in SL. Her and I exchanged Friendship Cards in SL and spoke at times and I hung out at a club with her once. All along I knew Rylie Caldwell aka Rylie in BF from TSO, was her daughter in SL. I will admit, when Erick and I ran into Rylie at a store in SL we couldn’t resist but to say stuff to her and her little boyfriend and it wasn’t nice. Lol. Rylie and us have been bumping heads since I want to say April of this year. Now Katrina didn’t say anything to me when I started crap with Rylie the first day. But the second day when I ran into them again, was when the fun began lol.

Katrina aka Danae made the unfortunate decision to threaten yours truly in SL. Now I am all for fighting and running my mouth and having fun, but when someone threatens you and does NOTHING….well then I will say the BEEP is owned….wouldn’t you all agree with me??

Here is part of a convo with Rylie:

[20:35] Kitty Rees: well i guess there is no sence in working this out since Katrina is threatening me

[20:36] Rylie Caldwell: I am her kid, i do tell her everything and i asked her who u were and she told me

[20:37] Kitty Rees: well i guess since she is gonna threanten me i guess i wont back off then

[20:38] Rylie Caldwell: yeah u will

[20:38] Kitty Rees: she should of not IM me

[20:38] Kitty Rees: we were gonna talk this thru but now NO

[20:38] Rylie Caldwell: i could careless truthfully but w/e latta BEEP.. just remember sleep with one eye open

OK Rylie, You say to sleep with one eye open, your mom Katrina told me she was gonna make my SL a living hell. I hate to dissapoint you two but I sleep with both eyes closed and my SL couldn’t be any better. LMFAO!

 

Ok check this out peeps and you decide: Katrina cuts my card the day she threatens me. Now when I say cut my card I mean the friendship card we exchanged, she did this so I couldn’t map her (locate her on the map; see where she is at) She claims I cut her card,

[21:12] Katrina Tandino: wife scared much? that's why she cut my card?

[21:12] Katrina Tandino: lol

[21:12] Erick Rees: lmfao

[21:13] Erick Rees: scared of what a BEEP thats always on her back

[21:13] Erick Rees: u cut her card you dumb BEEP

[21:13] Katrina Tandino: no...she cut mine, ya moron

[21:13] Katrina Tandino: LOL

[21:13] Erick Rees: liar

[21:13] Katrina Tandino: cuz it said she was offline

[21:13] Erick Rees: I am standing right beside her PC

[21:14] Erick Rees: your a lied scared little lay on your back BEEP

[21:14] Katrina Tandino: [20:45] Kitty Rees: bring it dont spit it [20:48] Katrina Tandino: lol you think I care if I'm called bipolar? [20:48] Second Life: User not online - message will be stored and delivered later.

[21:14] Katrina Tandino: when ya cut a card...it says the person's offline

[21:14] Katrina Tandino: she cut mine

[21:14] Katrina Tandino: LOL

Now Katrina lied right there. When a person cuts a card it doesn’t tell them the user is offline. In the middle of my convo with Katrina (She responds slow) I locked up and had to reboot SL. When I came back online I didn’t see her name on my friendship list anywhere. She cut my card when I logged out. And she is not woman enough to admit it. If you don’t believe me cut someone’s card and IM them, you can still talk to them like normal. That message from SL telling you the user is offline is exactly what it means: the user is offline lmao. Not that you cut their card. Don’t take my word for it try it yourselves. I was the one that offered another friendship card to Katrina she didn’t offer one to me. I told Katrina I don’t hide and I meant that. It took her awhile but she did accept my friendship card.

A couple of days later SL had an update with new friendship list features. The new features let you pick who can see you online, who can map you (see where you are at), and who can modify your objects. When the update when thru I let Katrina map me at all times. Like I said I don’t hide from anyone. But she never did let me map her. She would never IM me, it was always me that IM her.

Then she sent my mom a notecard explaining why she had to defend her daughter Rylie and why she threaten me. Rylie appearantly had to write what caused this fight. lol.

What Rylie wrote:

How this started: I was shopping at Club Candy Designs & Entrapment Designs, when she came in and my man Mabare Abattoir went afk so I left going to another store when my man immed me this:

[20:14] mabare Abattoir: Kitty Rees: damn have to wear a bag to be around Rylie lmao

[20:14] mabare Abattoir: Kitty Rees: i would hide too if i was with her lmao

yesterday Erick Rees immed mabare saying shit about me.

I didnt know who they were til I called my mom Katrina and asked her. My mom then took this into her hands like asked, and defended me.

Why would they send a notecard to my mom in SL? Is my mom suppose to ground me?? Is she suppose to tell me to back off?? Me and my mom go way back. I have the most respect for this woman. She knows I can take care of myself always have. She also knows when someone threatens me even if it was me that started it I wont back down.

Here is some other bits of convo from Katrina:

[21:20] Katrina Tandino: think so?

[21:20] Katrina Tandino: you forget...

[21:21] Katrina Tandino: keep your friends close...your enemies closer

[21:21] Erick Rees: so we will sit back and laugh at your pathetic attempts to make yourself better than what you really are

[21:21] Katrina Tandino: trust no one and nothing

[21:21] Erick Rees: now get off that back and take a shower

[21:21] Katrina Tandino: lie, cheat, steal to get what ya want

[21:21] Katrina Tandino: ....very good lessons I learned

[21:21] Katrina Tandino: :D

You lie, cheat, steal to get what you want….hmmm ty for clearing that up for us Katrina.

[21:28] Katrina Tandino: lol seriously...you wanna put my rl out there...go for it

[21:28] Katrina Tandino: here...add my phone number too

[21:28] Katrina Tandino: want it/

[21:28] Katrina Tandino: LMFAO

[21:28] Erick Rees: you can do what you like think the way you think learn the lesson grow up its a game keep game and RL seperate

[21:28] Katrina Tandino: it's already been passed around a few times

[21:29] Erick Rees: I dont want to call you

[21:29] Erick Rees: I dont need any women cause I got a good one

Katrina do you give your phone number out to just anyone? That is not very smart then again your not that bright. And after Erick said he didn’t want to call her, she didn’t say a damn word to him. She must be a very lonely person, makes you feel a little sorry for her….NOT!

Me and my two sisters Cheriee and Lynn, went to Katrina’s house and her land is set to No Build and No scripts so we couldn’t tear her house down or “trash” it lol. The doors were all locked but we still got in hehe. I took lots of pictures of us using her items. If you want to check out those pics just pull up my profile in SL and take a look. Katrina was online the whole time but wasn’t home. We were in her house for hours. I wanted her to come home and see us. But no she never came lol. When Erick came online later that day we went back to her house again. She was online but wasn’t home. We landed in her living room and made ourselves right at home. Erick IM’s her and tells her he is in her living room pissing on her couch. She rushes home and boots us from her house and bans us. Now she says nothing to us at all. Erick, Cheriee and I stand outside and say stuff to her. Her friend Tyler comes out and starts to fight us. All of our weapons are compatible so we can stand there all day long and fight eachother and not die. In SL you don’t get dropped you die. When u die u just go home. Tyler couldn’t orbit us or kill us. The whole time while we all fight Tyler, Katrina stands on her front porch and does nothing. With her land set on No build and No scripts our weapons couldn’t touch her. But let her walk to where Tyler, Erick, Cheriee and I were and she be burning, struck with lighting and trapped like the rest of us. But of course she is all talk and no action. She even teleported someone else to her house to help her lmao

11:34] You: you are nothing Katrina

[11:34] You: DO U HEAR ME KATRINA YOU ARE NOTHING!!

[11:35] Katrina Tandino: oh, just the assclowns who attacked your sister starting BEEP

[11:35] jonny Spicoli: so whyd u tp me lol

[11:35] You: omg

[11:35] You: KATRINA U BRING IN HELP LMFAOOOO

[11:35] Katrina Tandino: figured ya might wanna play

[11:35] jonny Spicoli: lol

[11:35] You: WHY SHOULD HE WHEN U DONT !

[11:36] jonny Spicoli: wtf is dad doing?

[11:36] You: WE AFTER U BEEP

Katrina and I are in the same Lucky Chair group. I landed where a Mob Vendor was taking place and I saw Katrina there. I walked right up to her and bump her. She doesn’t say anything to me, she just teleports away. Now she doesn’t have me set up to map her so I couldn’t see where she went. I stay and wait for the price of the Mob Vendor to go down. Katrina reappears again and I walk up to her and shove her across the floor. She teleports away again. Do you peeps see a pattern here? All talk no action. She wont even answer mine and Erick’s Ims anymore. And after we went to her house, she cuts my friendship card AGAIN!

Rylie your mom is a LOSER! I would be ashamed to have a mother like that. If I was you (thank god I am not lol) I would dump her as a mother and find me a mom with a backbone.

Oh yea one more thing my land is set up on admit list only. But its been that way since I started SL. We combat on my land so its not set up with no build and no scripts. You can go to a sandbox or a combat area and fight u don’t have to use your own land.

I am ending my article with another bit of convo I had with Katrina:

[12:13] Kitty Rees: it was sooo damn funny casue i was at your house all morning u were online and didnt even know

[12:13] Kitty Rees: i went there to take more pics

[12:13] Katrina Tandino: you think I care that you took pics?

[12:13] Kitty Rees: but why dont u ask yourself this

[12:13] Kitty Rees: ummm

[12:13] Kitty Rees: why was it Tyler that came at us and not you??

[12:14] Kitty Rees: why was it Tyler that fought us not YOU

[12:14] Katrina Tandino: LOL

[12:14] Kitty Rees: why were u standing by your house

[12:14] Kitty Rees: well u got an answer?

[12:14] Katrina Tandino: LOL

[12:14] Kitty Rees: i do

[12:14] Kitty Rees: SCARED

[12:14] Katrina Tandino: oh ok

[12:15] Kitty Rees: well i didnt see u fighting your own battles

[12:15] Katrina Tandino: if you say so

[12:15] Kitty Rees: yes i say so

[12:15] Katrina Tandino: LOL

[12:15] Kitty Rees: keep laughing

[12:15] Kitty Rees: makes u feel big huh

[12:15] Kitty Rees: but its us laughing when u ban us and then dont fight us lmfaooo

[12:16] Katrina Tandino: ok

[12:16] Katrina Tandino: you go 'laugh'

[12:16] Kitty Rees: u didnt fight us

[12:16] Kitty Rees: you hide

[12:16] Katrina Tandino: when ya wanna take this one on one...lemme know

[12:16] Kitty Rees: ok now

[12:16] Katrina Tandino: you're the one saying to me...1 on 1...and you come with 2 others

[12:16] Kitty Rees: you teleport me

[12:17] Kitty Rees: i will go to you

[12:17] Kitty Rees: :)

[12:17] Kitty Rees: just you and me

[12:17] Katrina Tandino: heh...you're not on the top of my list of importan things to give my full attention to right now...so sit n stew

[12:17] Kitty Rees: OMG

[12:17] Kitty Rees: you are soo worthless

[12:17] Kitty Rees: and OWNED

[12:17] Kitty Rees: lmfaoooo

One more thing: I went back to her house and she has MOVED!

WTF is up with this?? She no longer has a man or a house LMFAOOOOO!

Can you all say “LOSER” with me folks. LOOOOOSSEEEEEERRRRR.

Please Katrina reply to my article. I would love to know why you sukass! LMFAOOOOO!

Later, Kitty Rees

 

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IS SECONDLIFE ON THE BRINK OF A BIG CRASH?

Posted: Monday November 27, 2006 4:18 pm est.

Lately it Seems Lag has been at an All time High Forcing Avies to Show up at places partially clothed, running in place, phantom typing... or even worse BALD and as pale as paste! Could this be a conspiracy by the less then pleasant looking Avies across the grid who just can't can't help but hog up all the prim with crazy accessories or unessassary weapontry or has secondLife become to overpopulated that we all might just be doomed to The Big SecondLife Crash?!?

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Posted: Monday November 13, 2006

BUSINESS IS BOOMING!

The Economy in SecondLife is at an all time high and the number of Small Businesses has Rapidly Increased in the Past couple of Months due to the Migration of SIMS and Avies from other Online Games who are realizing the potential in Advertising and creating an Online presence to promote Real Businesses.

HAS SECONDLIFE REPLACED THE SIMS ONLINE?

Posted November 8, 2006

From Strip Clubs to Best Designers to the Common Avie, secondLife has definetly become The Place for Everyone while pushing other online Games to the Sidelines, It has Proven Victorious in its goal the be the Ultimate Simulated Lifestyle Game on the market today and with that said , Right Now is the Perfect Time to get involved because lots of Cool things are gonna be happenin and you definetly don't want to miss Out!

~The Source

BIG BROTHER COMING TO SECONDLIFE?

yup you read that Right, That Reality Show "Big Brother" is Planting some roots in SecondLife and gettin ready to scout for Gamers willing to Play for 8 hours a day Starting December 1, 2006 . "15 International residents will reside in a Glass House together 8 Hours a Day for One month and be broadcast on tv and the Final Contestant will recieve his or her own Island In SecondLife!

 More Info to Come!

ANOTHER UNREALITY* SHOW?

Rumor has it another UNReality Show called "FishBowl" will be makin it's debut in the coming weeks. More Details to come.

*Unreality Show- Reality Show depicted In a Simulated World.

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RUMOR HAS IT... 12/11-06

Rumor has it Lanai has been Frequenting Diamond Studz  An All male revue a lot lately...Most recently on Saturday night when She was spotted with 3 sexxxy male dancers with her hand print all across their asses.

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Could she be scouting for the perfect spot for a Wild Bachalorette party or has she taken a liking to a couple of the Studz...

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Another Rumor has it Stephen, Lanai's Fiance was a Sex Slave at a party Sunday Night, Dressed in only an eqyptian Togo of sorts , he polished the poles for the ladies.

From the looks of things this pair is wild...

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Posted Sunday,November 27, 2006 4:11 pm est

Majestic Shapes and Lucky Chair Group info 11-26-06

I am very sorry for my delinquent update for SLE. This week has been busy for me with the Thanksgiving Holiday. I hope everyone had a great feast during Thanksgiving and counting their blessing in SL, TSO & RL. I know I am. I have a lot to be thankful for. One of my many thanks I would like to share with my readers is I have a dad! WOOT!! I am honored to call Chief XI in SL my dad . My new dad is good looking, funny, lovable, sensitive, and easy to talk to and did I say good looking? lol. I can tell already he is protective of me. I am his first child and a girl at that lol. I couldn’t of asked for a better father, I love you Dad! MUUAH!! And Ladies…He is very much taken by my beautiful mom Tammie Warrior.

Now lets get down to my article. Today I am going to write about a lot of different stuff.

UPDATE: Robert Hailey of Majestic Shapes informed me they have just opened a Majestic Shapes Discount Store for everyone. These shapes are well below what they should be costing. All shapes are 100 Lindens each. That is cheap! They are of great quality and with the choices they have, I am sure you will be able to find the look you want to achieve. Majestic Shapes Discount Store has 90 shapes for men. 30 in Lean Male, 30 in Bulk Male, and 30 in Muscle Male. They also cater to females. 75 female shapes to choose from ladies. 25 tall, 25 medium, and 25 short. Now a side note here…these are just shapes, you still have to find and buy a skin to go with your shape.

So if you want to look good but on a budget…head down to Majestic Shapes Discount Store and check it out. They also have free stuff. (When you land be sure to go thru the doors, I may have played SL for a month but I still clicked on windows lol.)

I will do some research on where to find good, affordable skin for the newbies in SL. So far to be honest with you the cheap skins…well that’s just it, they look cheap lol. I spent over 1000 lindens for my skin alone. (Does not include my shape) So that wont help any newbies out. But I will find a good skin place and write about it in one of my articles so keep checking back. I will say this…if you go to BODmod, the owner Anya Fura has a free skin for females and a free skin for males…. they are good skins. So if you have little to no money you can hope on over to her place and pick up a free skin. They are in gift bags by the chair in the shop. Who knows you may end up wearing it for while, I did for weeks till I found the one I wanted. If anyone has a good place for quality skins in SL that are affordable please IM me in game and I will check it out.

In other news…On Friday night my family and I went to Drifter’s Paradise for a Best Dressed Formal Wear contest. You vote for male and female. Winner gets 250Linden. And guess what? Yours truly won Best Female Dressed Formal Wear! WOOT! Best Male Dressed Formal Wear went to RedRaider Welty. This was the first time I ever won anything in SL. Psst…the formal dress I wore at the contest was from a Lucky Chair Prize cost me zero (0) lindens lol.

Speaking of Lucky Chairs, I am a frequent Lucky Chair Hopper and damn proud of it. I recommend joining a group for Lucky Chairs. Everyone is welcome in these groups. The peeps are awesome and hard workers too lol. What the Lucky Chair is a chair that the owner of the store placed in their store and fill with free goodies, it can be anything from clothes, hair, shoes, jewelry, hats, guns, cloaks, furniture, stuffed animals, tattoos, coffins. Depending what the store sells is what the owner puts in the chair. The sky is the limit on what u can win as a prize in these chairs. ALL KINDS OF PRIZES….FREE! You win the free prize if the chair calls out the letter of your first name. For example if it calls out a K I sit in the chair and win the prize, its that simple. A lot of storeowners have lucky chairs in their stores to draw in people. Peeps will drop in to see what the letter of that chair is, will browse the other merchandise the owner sells and gives the owner traffic into their store. And most likely have that store land marked to go back to check out the store again. Lucky Chairs are Great Marketing tools. Lucky Chair Groups I recommend to join are: Super Awesome Lucky Chair WOW!, Lucky Chair Hoppers, and for men only you can join: Member of Lucky Chairs (Men’s Only). Pull up your search (best Friend) and click on your GROUP tab and type in the above-mentioned groups and join. Membership is free. Members of these groups go hopping to all the lucky chair stores and call out the letter that is on the chair. If you see your letter being called you can polity ask for a teleport to that location of the chair so you can get the free prize. All chairs are on a first come first get bases. In kindness once u get that free prize you let everyone know the new letter that comes up on the chair and so forth. If you have any questions don’t hesitate to speak up and ask. We were all new at one time or another, no question is ever truly dumb lol.

Another new thing that has popped up within the Lucky Chair group are Mob Vendors. Mob Vendors are items that are high in dollar amount like for example a 700 dollar pair of shoes. Well peeps within Lucky Chair will let everyone know of a Mob Vendor location and everyone will flock to that location to help the item decrease in price. The more peeps you get in that location and the longer they stay, the price will decrease. Those 700 dollar pair of shoes can become 50 Lindens for you to buy. I have only been to a couple of Mob Vendors cause with just my experience you can crash with lots of peeps landing in and wanting to buy the high cost item for very little money. It is fun tho and worth you checking it out. I was able to get a picture of one Mob Vendor that wasn’t so bad. (I didn’t crash this time lol.) We got a complete Christmas Bedroom Set worth 400 for just 150 Lindens. Check that pic out in the photo gallery. Well I hope my article gave you some advice you can use. I do recommend trying the Lucky Chair Groups out, if its not for you, you can always leave the group. And remember membership is free. I have gotten a lot of my clothes from a Lucky Chair. Until next time peeps….Kitty Rees in SL.

 

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PAJAMA PARTY AT CLUB COYOTE !

Wednesday November 29, 2006 7:00 pm est

Tuesday Night was Movie Night at Club Coyote and alls u had to do was wear your bestest Pajamas and bring along your..popcorn...penis shaped drink cups or elmer's glue bottles and enjoy the Show!

The New Version of Amityville Horror was Playin on the big screen as we all interrupted the fil m with comments and carryin on.

  U'd think I'd drop my popcorn and run out the door screamin but interestingly enough...it was actually a comedy . Club Coyote is the place to be for a great crowd that makes Somin to SecondLife Worth it ! \m/

~Lanai

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The Beginners travel guide to New Females in SL by: Angela Troell Click here

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Friday January 19, 2007

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Wednesday January 17, 2007

Does your DJ have a Horse Fetish? Click here for more on this rumor

2:29 pm est.-Lanai Confesses to the Rumor about her 6 boyfriends  Click here to read her untearful confession

2:00 pm est-BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SL IS DOWN FOR MAINTAINENCE....SIT TIGHT AVIES EVERYTHING WILL BE OK SL should will be available by 3:00 pm pst..

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Tuesday January 16, 2007

The SecondLife Circus is in town! Let's meet the lead Clown Christopher Franciosa! Click Here

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Posted Monday January 15, 2007

The Third Nipple Just Submitted an Article on things that should stay out of Secondlife..OMG a must See..please pee first, before reading this Click Here

Gotta Love a man in a Uniform Check out the Photo Gallery  for new Pics

We got a new Writer Click Here to find out who it is

Interview with StaceyLynn Bergman, owner of Wish Upon a Star Clinic Click Here

Check Out where Avies Are Shopping Click here

SLE is Currently being Updated, Please check back as headlines are being added ty

Updated Started at 2:10 pm est.

The First Shitlister for January gets exposed click here

BAD BUSINESS REPORT- You should read this if you are Planning on Starting your Avie Family.

Looking to Furnish your New Home with the Best Appliances? Click Here

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Soapbox- Monday January 22, 2007

Hey Peeps, Sorry about the late update….boooo to a powerout that delayed my internet service today….

(omg that sucked sooo bad too)

 anywho…Hope yall had a great weekend I know I did and with that said here we go with the beginning of a fresh new week and I’m excited to say We got a brand new Headquarters, and another new Writer! No worries same location just different look.

Feel free to swing by and check us out, we love the company and If you would like a landmark please Im me , I’ll be glad to send one your way .

Anyways onto today’s update…

I spent the better part of the week doing a field study on the Available Male Revue Clubs and I’m shocked to say, they are pretty scarce but I did manage to find a couple of clubs that were hot enough to knock your aunt Connie’s Socks off so be sure to check it out to see who made the cut.

Let’s see..what else what else…ahhhh DrAmA….can’t live with it…can’t avoid it either…..

 Remember last week’s Griefer? Can you believe I lost a friend or two for clownin’ that dood, apparently I don’t care about anyone but myself and by putting that griefer on blast I am ruining business on the SIM he is renting a store

*shakes head*

anyways…some Avies make no dang sense sometimes.... just Hope I don’t have to tell them “I told you so”

(If I get a hit out on me for this... yall know what happened)

as I was sayinG...

There’s something new for everyone….so kick back , relax and enjoy your read

Fashionably late....but still delivered ,Enjoy \m/

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Soap Box-1-17-07

TGIF Yall!

 Can you believe the weekend is already here.. I dont know about yall but it flew by and Maaaaaaan what a week it has been...between spending time with "all my men", dealing with a youngin greifer, searching the world for the best places for the ladies... and staying up all late .... a girl is feeling a bit exhausted. But just like a dedicated Sl Addict, I'm back on the grind today cause News Never stops happening but a girl sure does need a vacation.

*starts packing bags*

Anywho Here's your update for Friday...Enjoy \m/

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Posted Wednesday january 17, 2007

Hey peeps can you believe it's already to middle of the week and all across the country some wacky weather is keeping us indoors trying to log into Secondlife only to be disappointed by yet...another Lock down for Maintainence...so I brought with me my trusty list of hints and tricks to help you thru this rough time..

Things to do while you wait:

Start your laundry...I'm sure u got a load or 2 or 5 that need to get done.

Bust out your handheld PC vacumm and get all up in the nooks and crannies and get rid of all those crumbs makin your keyboard crunch when u type. Wipe down your screen too.

Open your front door and just stand there, let neighbors know youre still alive and most importantly...let the sun shine on you...its probubly been awhile .

Pick up your phone and make a random phone call...suprize someone.. anyone ....and brush up on using a phone, just avoid sayin LOL or TTYL during the convo and by all means avoid conversations that start with "This one time in Secondlife" Believe me...they dont care to know...

Refrain from Repeatedly attemptin to log in regardless of the little "closed for maintaince " box you keep xin out in frustration, it only makes the waitin time that much more gruelin...

Here's Your Update for Wednesday...Enjoy \m

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Posted: Monday January 15, 2007 2:00 pm est

Hey Peeps It's your girl Lanai Finally hitting you up with an Update

 Hope Yall had a great weekend I know I did...lots of fun to be had and I intend on havin some. (thank you, You know who u are)

Anyways...

 Aside from my "free time" I spent a lot of time this weekend checking out some HotSpots for Fashion Week, investigating Griefer Reports  and chatting it up with some interesting avies . Man ..I love SecondLife

  I have a bunch of stuff to post so please check back for headlines as I add them.

Oh BTW how's my spellinG? :P

Here's your Update For Monday...Enjoy \m/

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Hey Yall TGIF!!!

Posted Friday January 12, 2007

Ya know...Sittin at the HQ and thinkin up my next story I wanted to say I have been taking some private "Grammer & etiquette Classes" because apparently "too Ghetto" or whateva...I mean whatevER...not that I'm ashamed or anythinG and its just a lil hip hop culture that's all...

I've decided to atleast try to brush up on the grammer atleast,

 but no worries If I have to Deal with griefers, I will Handle my business and have my fun splashinG it all OvER The Enquirer :P

You can Move the gurl out the hood...but u aint movin the hood out the gurl :P

Oh before I forget....Check out the new Calendar of Events to see what's to come or feel free to add your own events

here's a sneak peek at next week,

Fashion Week Begins Monday so if you wanna send me a Landmark in game I'll be glad to check it out this weekend...See yall in game!

Here's your Update for Friday... Enjoy \m/

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Weekly Headlines

Posted: Friday January, 12 2007 9:00 am est

For Immediate Release from Internationally known Media Artiat Eva and Franco Mattes Click Here

Super Dirty Ads...DO NOT Click Here is your easily offended

OH HELLZ NO..Click here to find out Why Lanai is putting someone on Blast

LADIES NIGHT AT ddddClub Coyote was in full swing lastnight Click here to see what went down

All New SLE Events Calendar Now Avalible Click Here

Baby News! it's always a celebration when a new avie is Born...or is it? Click here

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Posted: Wednesday January 10, 2007

RL/SL Artist Directory now Available Click Here to find out more

He's been talked about, read about and even hacked within the 2 years spent behind the SLE Scenes keepin Lanai organized and focused now its time to shine a big ol spotlight on the inspiration behind The Enquirer. Click Here 

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Posted: Tuesday January 9, 2007

Do you YaHooOooo? Click here

Are you SL Marriage Material? Click Here

How Low will some Avies Go for some Booty? Click Here

New Page! SLE Weekly Click Here to check it out

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Posted: Sunday January 7, 2007

Check out This Weeks HotSpots Click Here

Estate Sale in Blazing Falls, TSO...Everything Must Go!!! Click here for details

Exposing the Biggest Dog in SecondLife was Easy...Click Here to find out more

GRIEFER ALERT! Click Here for the latest Capture!

Interview with Al Trumbo , SL's Hottest Car Desinger Click here

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Posted Friday January 5, 2007 4:28 pm est.

 Into Hot Whips?.. Click Here

Interested in Advertisin with us? Click here

Do You Own A Gamer radio Station or DJ for One? Click here

We got a New GhostWriter!

New Photos in the Gallery Click Here

Terrorists in Sl or just a bunch of bored kids? Click here 

SL to RL Mobile Communication Click here to find out more

All New Classifieds Click Here

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Posted January 1, 2007 10:47 pm est.

HAPPY NEW YEAR YALL!

SLE is currently bein Updated..check back shortly for New Headlines

Are SL Glitches Killin the mood for romance? Click here

New Photos in the Gallery Click Here

Curtain Call for TSOE Click Here

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BOOOOOOOOOOO SECONDLIFE IS DOWN FOR MAINTAINENCE....good thing ya got somethin to read huh...

Well Since the Lindens are tryin to tackle all the issues that have been plaquin us lately, like crashing right in the middle of somethin "special" or important", Runnin in place lookin like a total idiot, landing somewhere missing an earring, article of clothes or even your hair. it's just annoyin and somethin is finally bein done about it so a gurl is gonna sit back and tweek SLE a lil by addin and remove this and that . and ramble on with some helpful hints to get u thru this horrible time...

Things to do while you wait:

Start your laundry...I'm sure u got a load or 2 or 5 that need to get done.

Bust out your handheld PC vacumm and get all up in the nooks and crankies and get rid of all those crumbs makin your keyboard crunch when u type. Wipe down your screen too.

Open your front door and just stand there, let neighbors know youre still alive and most importantly...let the sun shine on you...its probubly been awhile .

Pick up your phone and make a random phone call...suprize someone.. anyone ....and brush up on using a phone, just avoid sayin LOL or TTYL during the convo and by all means avoid conversations that start with "This one time in Secondlife" Believe me...they dont care to know...

Refrain from Repeatedly attemptin to log in regardless of the little "closed for maintaince " box you keep xin out in frustration, it only makes the waitin time that much more gruelin...

here's your update for Wednesday...Enjoy \m/

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Posted Friday January 5, 2007

Hey Peeps I finally got a chance to hit yall up with an update so lemme get to it...

In my free time I like to wander around lookin for HotSpots to hang out at and meet the citizens of Secondlife. For the most part my experience has been pleasant. For those that dunno, My passion is Art, I love it in all mediums and Sl is like a treasure trove of it.

 I'v seen so much creativity here it's almost unbelievable that all of us are what make up this very interestin second existance and documentin it has been a lot of fun. I look forward to it when I am in game... aside from my.....free time lol... which I might add has been awesome!!! ty D :P

*daydreams*

yes it's deifnelty been interestin...

 ok ok lemme stop my ramblin... Enjoy yur read and see yall in game \m/

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Posted: Thursday December 28, 2006

Avie Child Prostitution in Sl? Click Here

Attention Wine Drinkers.... Click Here

*gasps* SLE Got Competition? Click Here for More on this Dramatic News...

The Fashion Police Have begun it's Patrol Click Here to See Who Got Fined

All New SLE Headlines Blog Click Here to check it out

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Lanai's Soapbox:

Posted: January 1, 2007

Happy New Year Peeps, Hope yall rang in 2007 Safely and on the right foot

hey justa thought...

This year I didn't make any resolutions because lets face it, most of us neva accomplish em so I figure I'll just be in for anotha year of new suprizes and mini dramas and see what happens...

Yes I know I been slackin on my reportin and instead of listin names of the peeps who been taken up my time (u know who u r) lol Here's my excuses...

Ahhhhh the Holiday Rush and all that stuff...

*thinks*

I had a writer's block...yea a writer's block...

errrr ummm...

ok ok...it's the male Strip Clubs fault...lol

What?...

Can a gurl take a lil break from the paper to enjoy the fruits of Secondlife? Don't worry I have been taken lots of Snapshots

*devilish grin*

anyways...

Now that the Holiday rush and all that Jazz is ova, it's time to get back to Writin'...so keep an eye out for Some New Stuff makin Sle Headlines.

Until I get on my Soapbox again...enjoy your read \m/

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Lanai's Soapbox: Posted: Thursday December 28, 2006

Hey Readers, Your feedback is very important to me, Here's a question I have

Should we get More Tabloid?

Check out the SLE Blog and gimmie some feedback

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MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL :) 12-25-06

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BLAAH... I HAD TO REPLY TO KITTY...Click Here

JAKOBY ACCARDO'S GREETINGS :) Click Here

NEW ADDITIONS TO THE PHOTO GALLERY Click Here

Posted: Friday December 22, 2006 12:35 pm est

AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT WHATS TO COME IN SL Click Here

KITTY REES RESPONDS TO JESSICA Click Here

CLA$H TALKS ABOUT STD’s Click Here

NEW PICS IN THE GALLERY Click Here

CHECK OUT SLE HEADQUARTERS Click Here

*Please Note this link will not work if you are not logged into SecondLife

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 SoapBox Ramblings

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Posted: Friday December 22, 2007 3:00 pm est.

Hey peeps! It's yur gurl Lanai

 I wanted to start off by wishin everybody a Safe and Happy Holiday Season and for Yall without the Christmas Spirit…BAHH HUMBUG to You!

It’s been a long time since I whipped out my diary and rambled away about my adventures in Secondlife and Maaaan what an Amazin and sometimes..extreme journey it has been…but it is always Nice bumpin into former TSO Immagrants.

But….yup there’s always a But behind everything

*thinks about that*

Recently there was some Ugly Splashed across SLE and I wanted to apologize for that, but I also wanted to just say…for all the cool gamers that hafta deal with Game killers , Scammers and otha Griefers in SecondLife or any otha game like TSO…Maybe it’s a good Idea to put em on blast here to warn otha gamers of them so that hopefully *crosses fingers* they know their role and stay away from the Gamers that are here just to have a good time.

Anywho lots I wanted to say and shoutouts I wanna give so have a look around… I’ve added a few Things J

Love Peace and…..Chicken Grease?

LANAI GETS ON HER SOAP BOX FOR HER ANNUAL RANT AND RAVE SPEECH

Posted Monday December 18, 2006

*steps up on my Soap Box and looks around*

*taps the Mic*

Hi Boyz and Gurlz...

Tis the Season to be Hectic and Im sure yall noticed that The Enquirer has been slackin due to the lack of interestin content lately...

 Recently we have been monitoring some of the news splashed across the mafia Page and even the SL Page and Realized Just like TSO went Bust..So did the World Of Mafia. Some of Yall may be sayin.. Well Dang it's about time!...I say Nahh...peeps Just moved On...but some of the ones who have moved on to SecondLife...went Bust too.

While goin ova Yahoo Status I came across one SIM/Avie in particular one who was a Former Writer for TSOE, back in my Blazing Falls Dayz and heres what it said...(not word for word but close enough)

"I'm not readin a racists Paper "(referring to TSOE)... and here's what I have to say about that..

Racist? Obviously you haven't read the disclaimer..Send me a petition with others who feel the same but don't down my paper until you have done that...I'd Like to See who backs You and then If the numbers are high enough...I'll shut down The Paper, how's' that?

Callin my paper racist...Pfft.

All who know me , know In no way shape or form do I support Racism, we are all human beings...and we all got our own views and opinions based on our own personal experiences and whatnot. I 'm not here to judge or change anyone, alls I can do is provide a place for all to come togetha and be heard and voice an opinion just to add somethin different to Yalls Gameplay. I'm not a babysitter, and when someone brings forth somethin not suitable for the paper, it's eitha declined or they are put on blast. And I have been consistant in that respect for the past 2 years...

 If I got a Dime for every Opinion I get from Readers, Haters, Lovers, Fans, Parents, Friends, Next Door Nieghbors, My Hairdresser, ect... Bill Gates would be cleanin my Windows...ratha then makin the ones for Pcs...

*rolls eyes* Some people need to Find a New Hobby I swear...

*turns off the Mic and walks away pointing to the comment box*

~Straight From the CEO

~Lanai

 

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Headlines

Tuesday December 19, 2006 4:11 pm est.

Jessica Responds to the madness in SL news Click here

Enquirerin Minds Wanna Know Click Here

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ARE YOUR EXPERIENCING SL WITHDRAWAL?

Posted December 14, 2006

If your heart is racin and your palms are sweatin because you been tryin to log into Secondlife only to find out its closed for maintainence then you are a victim of SL Withdrawal.

Here are some Tips to Help ease your anxiety while the good Linden Crew tune things up and try to correct the many issues that plaque our world.

1. If you get the urge to flop on the floor like a fish out of water because you are losing out on together time with someone special or losin out on some precious Lindens , please remember to breath and atleast move objects out the way...

2. If you catch yourself Cussin and carryin on, Just Know that sometimes its healthy to vent, but when your start talkin to yourself...atleast close your doors and windows to peeps don't thing your too crazy...

3. Raid the fridge, hey this is a therapy, just leave some food for the rest of your household... But remember to atleast take a walk to burn it all off or face anotha problem...WIEGHT GAIN!

4. Dust off your XBox and wait it out with anotha form of Game Stimulation, Might we suggest SoCom, Rainbow 6, or any of those otha combat games, Unloadin weapons sometimes helps relieve stress....gamer weapons that is...

5. Stop bein a Slacker and Get Some Work Done...that's simple enough and doesn't need much of an explaination

6. If your entire life revolves around SL, and you don't want to try any of the suggestions above, go back to bed and set your alarm for 3:00 pm est. That way the sufferin part of it speeds by a lot quicker...

If None of the above suggestions work...click here

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SPECIAL BULLETIN

Posted Wednesday December 13, 2006

ANYONE PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT?

world of warcraft. my world of warcraft game keeps repeatively crashing. i load it up and crashes within 5 minutes of my logging in. i asked within the 2 minutes it let me online if it was happening to anyone else, and several people said it was but they fixed it before i was able to ask them how they fixed it, it crashed me 5 times as soon as i landed in game i been playing this game since it came out, but i cannont figure out how to fix it. has any1 fixed it?

~ Shane

Contact me

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Headlines

Ormento Pays to be in Hood Click Here for More

Kitty's Responce to the Evidence Files and Interview click Here

Katrina Gets Dumped! But wait a Minute...She Just Got engaged.. Click Here for More on this

Lanai Hands out a Suprize interview to Katrina and Guess Who was the One Suprized! Click here

All New Business and Consumer Reports. Get Informed...Get Involved...Get Quality Services Approved by Us . Click Here

The Sl Enquirer Now Has a Headquarters Click here for more Info

Jessica's article is now Posted, Sorry for the technical Difficulties Click Here

BOOOOOOO!! SecondLife is down for maintainence and will be available at 3 pm est.

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Posted: Tuesday December 5, 2006 12:24 am est.

CLASH AND FRISKY'S CAMPAIGN

-- Santa Cla$h N Friskys SAVE XMAS campaign --

I am speaking to every single Person who plays TSO, in any City. I am

not cool with to many people in TSO.. But its time we take some

action as consumers of TSO. I don’t care if your Black, white, or

Mexican.. Friend, or foe.. Maxis has been sucking up each of our 9.99

per month accounts for close to 4 years. Why is it in about a year in

a half, there have been absolutely NO updates? Maxis/EA has probably

made millions off of this game, and only to pay off their debt.

People have been complaining to the people responsible for managing

TSO for a long time about an update, and changing things.

Maxis has been missing out on our holiday spirit for a while now. We

didn’t get pumpkins, turkeys, and the login screens that use to be

decorative no longer are. After every thanksgiving day, they have

every year with the exception of this year, had no snow surrounding

every city in TSO. You may not consider snow a big deal in TSO, but

there is more to the picture. In Alphaville they tried a hood called

UPDATE THIS GAME NOW.. It didn’t work, but what we are asking is a

lot more simple.. To bring back the yearly TSO tradition of snow.

They claim they’ve been having technical issues for about 4 months,

but with the hordes of money they are making, makes you think they

are BSing.

We are protesting against EA/Maxis. We aren’t asking for much, we

just want TSO covered in snow for the holidays, they’ve done it

every year and it’s a tradition we all took for granted until it

wasn’t there anymore. This protest will be a test to see if

EA/Maxis gives any type of damn about the citizens and consumers of

this game. We need all of TSO’s help though.

If you support this idea, in making a difference in TSO and testing

the people who are pinching money out of our Credit Cards this

month.. Please join the neighborhood we have created in Blazing

falls, MAX’IS WE-DEMAND SNOWWWW! Although we are already on the

map, We need as many people in that neighborhood possible, for them

to take any type of action. If you are really for this, also please

complain by reporting, calling EA, and complaining on their website.

Lets do everything in our power to TEST them.. It’s the least they

could do.. Also, Light shows will be hosted.

Thank you for your time, we hope to see you supporting..

With Love, Santa’Cla$h V Martinelli.

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ARE YOU ADDICTED TO SECONDLIFE?

Posted: december 1, 2006 11:42 pm est

if you answered Yes, You are definetly NOT Alone. I for one will be the very first to admit, I got a dang problem....Ahhh that felt goood...anyways I'm sure yall will agree that the more you get into secondLife the more you find yourself unable to leave. wether it be Business, Love interests or just Socializin...everyone is Addicted and if your not...then your in denial or you just haven't found your muse yet.

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ACCOUNT FOR SALE!

Posted: Wednesday November 29, 2006 10:00 am est.

TSO account for sale. 6 days remaining time. Best offer so far = $85 USD. Payment via paypal. Contact ivy_del_veleno@yahoo.com or www.myspace.com/4poisonivy Sim #1: Blazing Falls - Poison Ivy Gambino 75 skill locks.Lot size 8 with casino & paint poker set up & a house full of expensive furniture. 3 cakes, 3 cheetahs, 1 afghan, 1 campfire & some crafted objects also included. Money = aprox. 2.7 million. Sim #2: Fancey Fields - Hunny 80 1l locks. Maxis repossessed house but all furniture still in inventory including 2 cakes, 1 campfire, & 1 one year statue. Money = 100k Sim #3: Alphaville - Poison Ivy Gambino 48 skill locks. Maxis repossessed house. Only object is 1 campfire. Money = 100k.

 

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STED:THURSDAY NOVEMBER 16, 2006 12:37 AM EST

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: Marisa Olson, Editor & Curator, Rhizome.org

+1 (212) 219-1288 x258 - marisa@rhizome.org

VIRTUAL EXHIBIT IN ONLINE SECOND LIFE GALLERY MODELS REAL WORLD SHOW

Italian artists Eva and Franco Mattes (a.k.a. 0100101110101101.ORG)

present "13 Most Beautiful Avatars", a Second Life portrait series,

at Second Life's Ars Virtua gallery.

"13 Most Beautiful Avatars" is the newest installment of Time Shares,

a series of online exhibitions co-presented by the New Museum of

Contemporary Art and Rhizome.org, in conjunction with Rhizome's

"Tenth Anniversary Festival of Art & Technology". The exhibition, in

Second Life's increasingly popular Ars Virtua gallery — a virtual

nonprofit arts organization — will mirror the art gallery in which

the newest work by Italian artists Eva and Franco Mattes (a.k.a.

0100101110101101.ORG) is being exhibited.

The Matteses have been living in the virtual world, Second Life, for

over a year, exploring its terrain and interacting with its peculiar

inhabitants. The result of their "video-game flanerie" is a series of

portraits, entitled "13 Most Beautiful Avatars". Not unlike Warhol's

entourage of stars, captured in the "13 Most Beautiful Boys" and "13

Most Beautiful Women" portrait series emerging from his famous Screen

Tests, the Matteses' "13 Most Beautiful Avatars" captures the most

visually dynamic and celebrated "stars" of Second Life.

The portraits reflect Second Life aesthetics, featuring the bright

colors, "artificial" light, broad flat areas, 3D shapes, and surreal

perspectives that are typical of this virtual world. Overall, the

series draws on the technological developments which allow the

creation of alternate identities within simulated worlds, and

questions the impact such technologies have on art and society.

Despite the relative newness of using video game-derived source

materials, the avatars' icons recall questions common to earlier eras

of portraiture, including the cultural and psychological context of

the images, and the relationships between high art and subculture,

between contemporary art and "traditional" art forms, and between art

and life itself.

Eva and Franco Mattes are known for their controversial artworks,

including staging high-profile hoaxes and defeating the Nike

Corporation in a legal battle for a fake advertisement campaign. They

are the recipients of the 2006 "Premio New York" grant, sponsored by

the Italian Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Italian Cultural

Institute, New York. Their real-world exhibit takes place at the

Italian Academy at New York's Columbia University, and a 3D replica

of this physical exhibition space has been recreated for presentation

of an exhibition identical to the "real" one, at Ars Virtua.

The Second Life / Ars Virtua show is open November 15 - December 29,

and the Italian Academy show is open November 30 - December 19. The

Ars Virtua exhibit will be launched with an in-world opening

reception on November 15, from 6-8pm SLT/9-11pm EST, here:

http://slurl.com/secondlife/dowden/42/59/52/?title=Ars%20Virtua

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Info:

http://rhizome.org/events/timeshares

http://www.0100101110101101.org

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=========THIS WEEK'S HEADLINES==========

SLE GOT A NEW WRITER! Click Here to Find out who it is!

Award Nominations Are Underway! Click Here to Find Out More!

Check Out the Interview with Danno Omen!

Hackers In SecondLife...BOOOOOOO to them! Click here for More on the trouble game Killers are causin'

DANNO HAS SOME THOUGHTS... Click here for His 2 cents

MAFIA RUMORS ARE ON FIRE TODAY!

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Do you Find yourself Searching around the City Lookin' for Special services to meet your Needs? Click here and make your Second Life a little bit easier...

Wanna be part of the Random Question Panel? Click Here to Find Out More!

Can't Understand the slang on The Enquirer? Click here and Check out our very Own Slang Glossary!

Wanna Clown a Game Killer? Here's How!

Advertise with us Now!

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November 28, 2006 Headlines

Somethin goes Out to Clash and a new Award is Going Out!

Click here to find out more!

IS SECONDLIFE AT THE BRINK OF A BIG CRASH? Click here for the Big Bang Theory

KITTY REES WITH LUCKY CHAIRS AND MAGESTIC SHAPES Click here for Full Article

 A BENCH SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS... Click here for More

Someone got put on the Shitlist... Click here to Find Out Who

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LANAI PAID A VISIT TO TSO

Posted; Monday November 27, 2006 4:40 pm est.

Yes its true after 3 months MIA in Blazing Falls, Lanai picks Thanksgiving to Show Up in the City but noone was around....go figure...

Lanai's Second Visit on Saturday November 25, 2006, She Finds herself at a Fight House Where Hustlah and His Family was dukin it out with Clash and His Family...but of course Lanai walks in right at the end.

Click Here to read about more TSO news

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A WOMAN'S TOUCH IS IN SECONDLIFE

Posted Monday November 20, 2006 10:36 am est.

If you're Formerly from The SIMS Online then you may have heard about A Woman's Touch. A Place For Woman enjoy the company of other Woman.

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SORRY PEEPS..THE MAILBOX WAS FULL

Posted Friday November 17, 2006 11:40 am est.

If you sent us an E- Mail in the past 2 days , chances are, it may not have gone thru due to Lanai's mailbox being full to capacity. The mailbox was emptied and ready to recieve news again! For those of you who have send in something and have no seen it posted, Please resend your News and it will get posted immediatley!

We apologize for any inconviene,

~TSOE Technical Affairs

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WHAT'S THE MEANING OF VETEREN'S DAY TO YOU?

Posted November 10, 2006

Reardless of How we feel about what is going on in our world today, We each should take a moment to think about What Veteran's Day means to us. If it wasn't for the Brave Americans who Have served our Country for our Freedoms, our lives would be different.

On Behalf of The SL Enquirer , We Honor Our Veterans who gave their lives for our freedoms and Service Men who are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for us all. ~Lanai

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TSOE FINALLY MAKES THE CROSS OVER

Posted November 8, 2006

TSOE was Established October 4, 2004 and was orginally A TSO based Twisted news Source for Blazing Falls. But just Like the Alphaville Herald, We have picked up and made the transition to SecondLife just like so many SIMS.

We will still offer a Page Dedicated to the Orignal TSOE Fans but for the most Part TSOE is Now Offically TSLE.

Same News and Drama...Different Place

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WHY HAS SECONDLIFE BECOME THE HOTTEST IN ONLINE GAMING?

Posted: November 2, 2006/ NooN est.

If your first thougtht was Wild Sexscapades and all types of freaky stuff your Wrong…

In my quest to Find out more about why so many Gamers have completely abandoned other online Games to be here is because of the Opportunity to Convert In Game Money also known as Lindens, into Real Cash!

There are lots of ways to acquire Lindens. You can Purchase them in Game by using your PayPal account which can prove to be very expensive if your not careful…. Or get an Ingame Job such as Club Bouncer, Promoter, Dancer and even Escortin! or Selling items you create on your own such as Clothing, Furniture, Jewelry or anything else your heart desires. (We Hear Avies are makin big bucks doin that)

  It truly is an exceptional Virtual Powerhouse for making massive Amount of Money.

How’s that for Getting Paid to do what you love?

As yall Known, I’m Originally from The Sims Online, A Simulated Life type of Game less milder then SecondLife but sharing the same concept of Free Will within a Virtual World.

TSO also has a currency called Simoleans, but there is No exchange Center within the Game so most would Transfer in game fundss between cities, sell it on Ebay or Sites Created By Gamers

Hey Linden/Simoleans Bankers...take advantage of the Classifieds to Post ya services!

~The Source

Posted Thursday January 25, 2007

Rumor has it Lanai may have Mafia ties and Instead of being orbited away from the CEO, Griefers might just get wacked and used as fertilizer in her Garden.

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Posted: Wednesday January 17, 2007

Rumor has it... a High Profile DJ , has a very strange horse fetish. Supposedly he has even been reported by NEIGHbors who have called SL Animal Rescue on several occasions but have found the horse well taken care of but the Freaky DJ was ordered to keep the horse out of the bedroom and absolutely no more PDA

(public display of affection)

-----------------------------------------Post: Friday

 January 12, 2007

Rumor has it Lanai has 6 boyfriends according to a mafia Godfather who has been after her since she arrived in Sl

Apparently there are too many men in her Life and apparently they are all broke.

Lanai denies it being 6 but didn't comment when asked for a more accurate number. but said this.....

" don't believe everything you hear"

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Grip Talon is seeking out a girlfriend that he plans to feed and make her over weight for his viewing pleasure. A source close to the known DJ claims that this rumor is indeed a fact.

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Rumor has it...

12-28-06

Kitty rees is Makin her own Sl Newspaper

Rumor Has It.......That Brando Dingson's head is really a Chia Pet. With a little bit of water, his hair magically grows!

12-22-06

Rumor has it… Kitty Rees resigned.

JAKOBY ACCARDO'S GREETINGS

Posted: Monday December 25, 2006

I wanted to be the one to submit this for Jakoby, actually to be honest, I intercepted it and insisted I submit it myself. Jakoby is known for declining interviews after interviews, because his privacy on his "Family ways" is important to him, and myself.

Jakoby sends his Best Wishes & Happy Holiday's as well as a comment on the past stories of the rumors of him being killed in combat. This will most likely be the only response from him that you will see, his tolerance for ignorance is short. ~~Jessica Accardo

 

*JAKOBY*: It's Christmas Eve..while sitting back with family & friends, let's remember those who are away from their families this year and the families who are left behind to celebrate alone. To the troops who will spend Christmas like it's any other day in another part of the world fighting the enemy on their turf so that you're free to celebrate Christmas without fear that the sounds on your roof is anything other than the hoof beats of Santa's reindeer

Merry Christmas and thank you for supporting Jessica while she was left behind to worry & wait to hear from me..thanks to all of you who left me messages while I was gone and to all who contacted me when I returned to welcome me home...and to the person who felt the need to contact Lanai with what amounted to a death wish..not this time buddy but *shrug maybe next time..sorry to have disappointed you...and one last thank you to Lanai for sparing Jessica's already battered nerves by not printing that "death notice".

Merry Christmas to all of You! *salute

GF Jakoby Accardo, TSO

Well Said Jakoby, Welcome Home and Merry Christmas u two \m/

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CLASH TALKS ABOUT STDs?

Posted Friday December 22, 2006

Wsup BlaZin Falls. Hadnt written in a while and I don’t have much to say.. but Well as you all can see we got snow so woohooo for that.. Now I get to Piss on RRC’s territory n leave yellow snow, ty for the suggestion Beth! RRC’s war tactics got spoiled as I can see. Theyre way of taking out a family, and sadly it has worked many times in the past, by attacking and raiding until they get to tired and just decide to give up. We went 4 days without an attack which was really suprising, but I must say the break was nice gave us a chance to get caught up on all our trashings and spys. But RRC, If you all knew a thing or 2 about the true definition of TSO MAFIA you would know its about the spying, trashing, and busting. I know you thought you could We trashed 5 RRC houses last week, must say was a lot of fun. Was interesting watching Corelli grow some brains and break away from RRC and attack them. Congratulations Toretto, and Cavelli-Capone for making it on the map, maybe now you can think your something. People have been bitching about us attacking Commoners. Martinelli is completely respectful going into any Commoner home, always, no matter what circumstances unless started on. If commoners go on our territory, YES they will be attacked.. its Our Territory.. come on ur not gonna get us and destroy our rep, we are proud to say we attack anyone who goes on our territory, that’s what families do. TSO has been a lot more dead this xmas than usual, Im use to not as many people on but wow BF lookin small this year with not many people online due to holidays. We are now at war With “Galeazzo Dirisio” Family. Lead by my disowned daughter, WildT, and BFs little kiddie toy, Jay. I declared because my daughter failed to tell me and hid from me the fact she had started this family.. If she would have told me beforehand I would have been ok, but she didn’t.. And might I ask, WHERE THE HELL did you come up with that name? Sounds like an STD. Example: “This (BLEEP) gave me Galeazzo Dirisio, and my (BLEEP) is limp.” We also declared on Magaddino, Another (BLEEP) mob. To bad they don’t fight.

We have a Martinelli Site now. Http://MartinelliCrimeMafia.moonfruit.com That’s all I got for now, keep it hot, N Show me what you got.. Cla$h V Martinelli

Ps – LoL at that rumor

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ENQUIRING MINDS ARE BAFFLED AT THE IGNORENCE OF SOME PEEPS

Posted: Tuesday December 19, 2006 4:22 pm est.

Hello,

Long time reader of the tsoe, first time writer.

I was shocked to hear of the news that one of our own who plays tso along with us was killed in combat even more shocked to hear it was Jakoby Accardo alot of people seemed pretty upset about it and didnt know what to say even to those who are closest to him.

When it was all out that it was nothing more then lies and fabricated stories i was pretty disgusted after i read Jessica Accardo's story on the issue i felt so bad for her and their family she said that she had no idea but offlines asking her about it. Since then a few days have past and seems there are alot of people being blamed for it but no one has seemed to go public to show any kind of admiration or apologies.

Although this is based on a internet game, everyone has threw out real life one way or another for attacks but calling someone fat and ugly or even a looser is far more different then lieing about someones death.

Hopefully jakoby will return in high spirits and speak his mind on the recent events that are being said about him and how that made him feel. I've heard that Jessica wont allow anyone close enough for any kind of interview with Jakoby but in this case his words would be interesting to see.

Ty

Beth

IS MAFIA STILL GOIN STRONG?

Posted: Tuesday December 19, 2006 4:29 pm est.

For the better part of the year,and some could argue some of

lastyear,TSO mafia seems to have been in a fun.Very few new families

have come up and made an impact compared to the beginning of TSO when

it seemed like every week a new mafia would pop up and immediately

make an impact.The older families who were once the powers of tso

have seemed to have fizzled.There have been a few exceptions,as there

always will be...but for the first time in a long time there may

actually be a large group of families fighting for power.For awhile

it could be argued that Martinelli and Italian were the 2 powerhouses

of Blazing Falls.But that seems to have changed.While those 2

families are still very powerful(probably the most powerful they've

ever been) families such as Gambino,Toretto,Cavelli,Deniro Santini

and yes of course,Omen have become large strong families with a blend

of new schoolers and old schoolers.Add to the mix the middle of the

pack families such as Lizoli,Latrellia,Giovanni and Angeletti and u

now have a strong competition in Blazing Falls.Is it a stronger

"field" then say 2 years ago?Probably not.But for the first time in

awhile there is strong group of mafias that can fight it out to be

the top dog.

Danno

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SORRY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH JESS'S ARTICLE

posted: Wednesday December 13, 2006 12:16 pm est.

Here it is...

JESS RESPONDS TO THE EMAIL SENF TO LANAI ABOUT JAKOBY

I'm not exactly sure how to begin this, because I'm sure like a lot of you, I'm quite angry, upset & confused.

First let me start off saying (because I've had a total of 28 IM's & offlines asking)...Jakoby was NOT killed in combat in Iraq, he's living (still over seas), breathing & doing well, well as can be expected considering where he is.

 wrote 12/8/06: i can neither confirm nor deny that i was killed but i'm leaning towards denying it lol

I was just as shocked as some of you, when I read the first offline, honestly I was a little freaked out. I knew of nothing that was going on, I knew nothing of the rumor or the "email" that was sent into Lanai to post on this website. What I do know is where it was sent from and that was for a fact sent from our Accardo Family email. When I found out that is where the email came from I did try to log onto the email and the password was changed. When could it have been changed? I have no idea or any idea who would have changed and taken it...what I do know is that a lot of the former "Top Bosses" DID have access to it, it was mainly used for sending out notices and for people to apply to join family.

I can think of a handful of people that did in fact have the login info, but I won't point any fingers. There has been a lot of speculation who it "could" be, but we have no solid proof. What I know now...is that there is a lot of finger pointing and it seems RRC is taking a lot of heat for it, I have not said nor have I suggested it was anyone from RRC.

Jakoby and myself have been pretty private and quiet, and kept to ourselves the past few months since leaving TSO. Since Jakoby has been over seas I have only been seen on yahoo, SL here and there & I did log on TSO for the first time in months earlier this week, only long enough to go afk and time out lol. We do have enemies and I'm sure quite a few who still hold hate towards us, but one thing that doesn't make any sense at all...and that is why this kind of a rumor?

Ask yourselves though...Is death a laughing matter? Is death of someone being killed while in combat worth wasting any ones time on because of an online game? Is Jakoby that hated that his Honor and Integrity is mocked and joked about, especially since he's not even here to defend himself...he's busy defending our country.

I have no idea what the reason is for this, but what I do know is that it's sick! Whether a rumor of Jakoby being killed is for shits and giggles, or used as a pawn to point fingers at anyone...it's not only morbid, but disgusting and quite sad!

Jakoby is a good man, he doesn't deserve this, he deserves our support no matter who you are or who its from...he's humble, and would rather die then have his Honor and his Loyalty questioned. You and I could never imagine what he see's and what he is going thru, or the after effects he will endure on his return.

To the person who felt need to cause this, you seriously need some mental help. Good Luck with that & hope you got what ever it was you needed, out of your system.

To all of those who really don't care what is or what was going on, put yourself in the shoes of those who does, and imagine what it felt like to not know if something like this was true or not. No one deserves that!

To all of you that showed so much concern, I thank you...and to all of you that sat worrying if this was true or not, I send apologies for what you could have felt and feeling so helpless in such a sick lie.

Jakoby and myself are lucky to know such great people, with good and/or bad history, we're all human, and you all have big hearts!

Thank you Lanai, for showing such concern and not posting the story, not that I would have thought you would, but it means a lot to be thinking of Jakoby's private life and wanting to know the truth before all else!

And last but of course NOT least...Support Our Troops & Wish for ALL Their Safe Return Home!

As Jakoby would say lol....."SEMPER FI...Salute*

 

~Jessica Accardo

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Posted: Monday December 11, 2006 6:35 pm est.

GIO IS BEING FRAMED!

GIo said he didnt send that email and I believe him. So that rumor is a crock of (BULLBLEEP). Ty

~Daphne Firenze

Posted Monday December 11, 2006 9:00 am est

HOW TACKY IS TOO DAM TACKY?

That's right it's your gurl Lanai slappin togetha an article at 9 am cause I had somethin on my mind and had to throw in my two cents... Call me tacky or whateva you want but rememba what brought me to this point is I neva did mind the little things and the ignorent people who make a big deal out of them...

Ova the weekend afta a long day of work I logged on to check the mailbox to post up whateva news I recieved and I stumbled upon an email that came from accardofamily@yahoo.com . Immediately I assumed it was an email from the Family and here is what the email said...

From: "Accardo Family"

 

To: lanai@tsoenquirer.com

CC:

Subject: GF Jakoby Accardo

Date: Fri, 8 Dec 2006 09:57:11 -0800 (PST)

As you all may know, GF Jakoby Accardo has been in Iraq the past couple months but I just got word that sadly Jakoby was killed in combat yesterday.

 

Thank You

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My first reaction to such an email was shock and I replied immediately with my condolences and asked if the sender could Identify themselves, and asked 2 sims about it, both of which were as shocked as i was...

Finally the next day Jessica emailed me and told me everything was fine and Jakoby was alive and well...

as I sat their starin at my screen just thinkin about how cruel some people can be to play on otha peeps feelings here, there or anywhere. It's a Dam Shame that's all I can say about that...

Senseless acts like that can only be done by peeps with no sense of character and compassion and r nasty diseases to Society. Whoeva would be So Cruel is just Too Dam Tacky and if I knew who the sender was, i'de be clownin em all up and down TSOE...so Here's to you Tacky person. Re evaluate why you waste pixal space and look into some couch space in therapy.

JAKOBY IS FINE! JESS AND JAK HAD THIS TO SAY

Posted: Monday December 11, 2006 7:00 pm est.

From: "Jessica Accardo"

 

To: Lanai Sims

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DENIRO SANTINI EXPOSED!

Posted: Thursday December 7, 2006 5:06 pm est.

Throughout this year, many people have lost a lot of respect for DeNiro Santini. Who could blame them? I myself have found them to be completely full of (BLEEP). Now DeNiro Santini has reached an all time low. DeNiro Santini is notorious for fighting amongst itself. So much so that they lack the time to actually war enemy families. Yes I said it. DeNiro Santini too busy backstabbing each other that they have no time for war outside of the family. Now a lot of you of course would want proof of this. Well here’s the story in a nice pretty nutshell.

Recently it had come to the attention of many that a certain DS would like to take the place of Godmother from Frisky DeNiro Santini. Now who is this person you may ask? It is none other than Alexavia DeNiro Santini herself. That’s right people. It is the self acclaimed “Evil, Cocky, BLEEP.” Now while most people consider the title “BLEEP” a woman who demands respect by any means, Alexavia has taken it to mean something entirely different. Alexavia’s definition of the term is very simple.

BLEEPstabbing obsessive BLEEP that hardly anyone with good sense respects, or even likes for that matter, hell bent on gaining the position of Godmother and Hustlah’s heart by any means necessary. Sorry people it had to be said.

Moving on. If there is one thing everyone hates, it’s a two-faced “BLEEP"

 

Alexavia_DeNiro dfgh: i didnt start anything she mad cause she got played i cant help shes a bad gm

Posted: December 4, 2006 8:00 pm est.

Medallia Agrees with Santa

I hear ya guys, you're absolutely right....just dont get your hopes up.....because AV has had- UPDATE THIS GAME NOW on the map for over a year...and we havent gotten shit from it, Maxis doesnt care about us and its damn obvious, makes me wonder what the hell our 9.99 is for anymore....

~Medallia Valentino

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Posted: Monday December 4, 2006 2:25 pm est

DANNO REPLIES TO CLASH'S RAMBLINGS

Sigh,it looks like clash is trying to put words into my mouth now.I

said YOU think ur the greatest thing to hit tso clash,never did i

once say I think that.In my opinion ur barely better then don

italian.And dont even bother to pretend u dont think it because it

aint hard 2 tell by the way u carry urself.Its good to see u admitted

187 sucked (BLEEP),although im not sure 187 was better then BBI has ever been,considering it was BBI that destroyed 187.And dont come in here Saying u took it down urself because thats bull.As far as booting and banning goes,lastnight i had Italians come attack me,none were kicked and all they did was complain about how YOU kick and ban.If u think i was kissing ur (BLEEP)when i gave u a compliment when u came back thats kinda sad clash,u should know i just call it how i see it,ive complimented Italian before and we've been warring since Italian was a family 2 years ago,so i guess im kissing my longest lasting enemies (BLEEP) 2 huh clash?Maybe when u get ur head out of ur own ass and see what goes on outside of Martinelli u will notice that Gambino is getting stronger everyday.Idk about u but if a family goes from completely inactive with no members,to having members in what 3 days,id say thats getting stronger.Syndicates and alliances have been

apart of tso since it started Clash,idk y u complain now that people

still have allies.Even the fuckin united states,the most powerful

country in the world have allies,i guess that makes the U.S pretty

weak 2.Whether u like it or not alliances are apart of everything

both in video games and in the real world so just because u dont

agree with it dont cry about it because its a fact of life.And well

since u think im giving u publicity,which i guess u could call this

publicity,thank you for writting back and giving me the publicity

back.Usually when someone thinks another person is a nobody they dont

respond because theres no point to it and all ur doing is giving the

nobody more publicity,and since u still got my name on the tip of ur

toungue i guess im not a nobody 2 u.And ty for exposing me

Jaycee.Whatever will i do now that people know i pay ppl AFTER

they've been in Omen.Notice how he said he was already in Omen when

he got paid?O plus the fact he's been Omen before lol.So yes everyone

i give my members money LOL.

Danno

Its Badboy Bitch

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SIMS SAVING CHRISTMAS

Don’t Care who you are, if you even play TSO anymore.. Or anything.

This to all citizens of Blazing Falls. SANTA Cla$h V Martinelli and

lady clause Frisky Deniro Santini are starting up a campaign. The

campaign is called Santa Cla$h N Frisky’s SAVE XMAS Campaign. We are protesting. Maxis has been ignoring just about everything, and any complaints lately. Snow is suppose to come every year after thankgiving, well where is it? Maxis gets 9.99 each person and each alt that plays TSO. Not as much as they use to make, but they are taking in probably 100k or more a month off all of us.. We want our snow, XMAS trees to become Active, and Snow men to come back. This isn’t just about XMAS, This goes for all holidays.. Where were our pumpkins? Turkeys? Why do we not get special login screens for the holidays anymore? Because they are lazy, that’s why. So ya know what? (BLEEP) you maxis, WE WANT CHRISTMAS. Santa Clause and Lady Clause

are coming to TSO early, WHERES YOUR SPIRIT? To help, PLZ mass this message out to others, and Join our neighborhood.. Look up

Santa’Cla$h V Martinelli, or Frisky Deniro Santini to move.. We

want to get on map there N show EA that we are pissy. TIME TO

PROTEST!!!!!! MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!

Love,

Santa Clause of TSO..

aka Clash

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CLASH GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY

Posted:December 3, 2006 7:20 pm est.

I know I’ve been slacking on my articles but here we go. Danno,

Thank you for the compliments saying I was the greatest thing to hit

TSO of all time. I didn’t make that assumption, you did.. So thank

you. And if I claim to be the best, how the hell can you put in your

bio Best Godfather since stone? You’re the biggest joke, With an

ego is the sad part. Hell GF Alex Latrellia is a better godfather

then you, and alex don’t consider that a compliment.. Im comparing

you to Danno LoL. Come on dude that article you wrote was really

weak, I was on the phone with one of my homies when I was reading it

and I was laughing so damn hard.. So let me start by saying

HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

187 was nothing special, ill give you that. But for the month that it

lasted, 2 years back.. It was much more powerful than BBI ever was.

Its fairly easy to say that BBI is dead, ask anyone. Even one of the

only 4 members you still have agreed. Why is it everytime we try to

attack you all we get booted and banned, or just locked out? Talk

about (BLEEPS). Aint hard for me to say BFS is dead as well, dude where

have you been the last.. what 3 years of TSO? Calderone has been

nothing but temps for a long time, I got nothing against any of the

members, that’s probably because they are mostly temps, but

obviously you have not been active for to long. Gambino growing

everyday? Theyre almost worse then Omen.

Awww what happened little man? Kissing my (BLEEP) when Martinelli comes

back giving me all these compliments in TSOE, now this? Boohoo I

declared on you . To bad were always locked out and anytime I try to message you, you ignore it and make your ques full LOL, that’s

what I call a DEFEAT. How many times has TSO heard that? Were

getting stronger by the day, Danno, the only people in TSO you can

get left is the n00bs and wannabe mafias, Anyone who knows anything about mafia knows not to go to BBI. I don’t understand you ask if I consult my members before warring, but then you say I know you called a meeting. LoL how old are you lil man? Read what you say before you post something.

Every member in my family will Fight RRC, BFS, and with the exception of one person BBI. Only person in my family who wont fight yall is my son Riley, and that’s because of his mother. You say half my family wont fight BBI, but you don’t even have 25 friends anywhere, and definitely not in my family LoL. Maybe get a war where ur whole family fights? Other then the fact that they do…. Maybe get some active families in BF that wont BORE us.. I said we are the oldest active family in TSO, read again.. ACTIVE. Omen is dead, and has been for a year. Gambino have not made a comeback.. what they got Charlie back? Maybe couple other people.. once again ACTIVE. Haha and props to my son JayCee Martinelli for them SS’s. Enjoy your 15 minutes of Fame Danno.

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In other news.. Hey “Teddy” Loved your little section about me…

If I knew who you were maybe it would be a little morethreatening…

However it was funny. I’ve been waiting for you to come out of your

little bear den and come take me out LoL. My mystery enemy, quit

hiding man, you say all this (BLEEP) is gonna happen to me, well come on dude im waiting! Impatiently to.

Martinelli has Declared war on BFS (Blazing Falls Syndicate), Have to say the full name because no one knows who that is anymore. Why did everyone act so surprised that we declared? They constantly prance around that ohhh yeah were OG mafia were blah blah blah blah blah..

Well guess what, I was in XM, Im from way back when…. I don’t run

around town bragging that im from old school. And it really just

makes you look stupid, because now.. its new school mafia, I will

agree its nowhere near the same as before, but If you don’t roll

with the flow ya gonna get knocked down.

Aww looks like poor little Chris Corente is getting heated at me

again haha. Chris, ima snatch up ur good members, that’s definitely

not many.. But they deserve a family with a Godfather who is going to

be there for him, some of your family knows what they doing.. and

that’s why they are leaving.

Incase anyone didn’t know, Martinelli declared war on RRC, BBI,

BFS, and EFS but they got stomped on so not anymore. Now I know ive

said this before.. but come on, all of these little syndicates with a

bunch of little families trying to become something? If you have to

go with other families to attack to make yourself look bigger and

better.. Then it really don’t make you look better, it makes you

WEAK. I like most DS members.. But im speaking to RRC, BBI, and BFS..

YOU ALL ARE WEAK! Come on…man up, grow some (BLEEPS).. or I can grow them for you, stand up for your NAME, not others.

Everyone can talk as much crap about me as they feel the need, I know

who I am.. whats true, and whats not. The publicity is outrageous

these days, and im lovin it. So please, keep talking out your (BLEEP), you know nothing.

It’s a shame that just about every family in TSO these days are

dead. Were at war with practically the whole town, and the only

people who actually fight is DS and Italian, on occasions. I don’t

see who else we can war with to have a good time.. This is just

boring. Our only competition is us.

Martinelli has extended its roots in AV, and JP. Were on the map in

both.. We don’t play in JP, but Alphaville is gonna be our vacation

spot for when BF is just to boring.

Im going to leave you all with one final thought for this week.

Toocan Corelli IM’d me this morning, saying nevermind the offline

he sent me.. I didn’t get it but I was him asking to join

Martinelli. I looked at his bio and saw him change it to Main Boss. I

confronted him and preached to him it aint about positions.. And it

made me think about how many people are like that. Another good

example is Casper Toretto. In any family, if you want true success..

It’s not all about you. Families are about working together, for

your own name.. building it together as one. I cant count the many

people who have IMd me wanting to join, then asked for a position in

the same conversation. Know what im going to say? Buh bye. It upsets

me that positions in families are definitely not what they use to

be.. There is not many jobs that you can give people anymore, but if

your going to wear it on your bio, wear it with pride for your

family.. Not to brag for yourself.

Keep it real TSO.

Godfather Cla$h V Martinelli

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(BLEEP) ON DANNO

Posted: december 1, 2006 10:48 pm est.

Well Danno I was readin the (BLEEP) you got on Don a few weeks ago maybe? and not that I got his back or nothin but I got some (BLEEP) on youuuu :) I was linkin huntin tonight and was gonna come get you but nope you logged (woulda saved your BLEEP to just fight me) but nope you logged so I found this dumbBLEEP'S house and invited myself in. In the middle of fightin we was talkin (BLEEP) and I said "rofl why" he's like "why what" Pre then said "Why Omen" then the dumbBLEEP you recruited spilled his guts. Look at theses SS's I took lmao...if your gonna AT LEAST teach them some basics as to what mafia is about.

-JayCee Martinelli

Click Here for Exhibits In the TSO Mafia Evidence Files

 

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LOOKS LIKE DANNO GOT A LOT TO SAY

Posted: December 1, 2006 10:33 pm est.

Clash I know you think ur the greatest thing to hit tso since...well

ever(even tho ur not remembered for anything except maybe 187 which was a poor excuse of a syndicate) and i know u think u run BF but how on earth can u say that BBI and BFS are dead...and as for RRC being "dumb"thats a debate for another day but idk where u come up with it.Im not sure how u can call BFS dead when Gambino,who im glad to see back,is becoming stronger everyday and Lizoli and Calderone are still fairly strong.You could make a case that Montana is dead but not BFS as awhole.And how BBI is dead im not sure either.(BLEEP) i go away for a weekend and u claim i ran away from BF and declared victory lol.Now i know even my own family had some confusion about y was gone,which is my fault,but everything has been fixed and we are getting stronger by the day.Escobar is also on its way to becoming strong again and we have a couple new editions to BBI that we will be announcing soon.And as far as you claiming victory on families,ill give u credit for Anglo(albeit i gotta give Italian credit as well) and for Zambino(Italian gets credit for that as well).So basically u

destroyed EFS,for the exception of Lizoli who just switched to a

different syndicate.Also dont u consult with ur family before u go to

war?I mean i know u called a meeting about each war u started,since i was told by ur family 2 days in advance,but do u not know ur family enough to know that half of ur family wont fight each of ur enemies.1 half might be willing to fight BBI but the other half wont but yet the same half that wont fight me will fight RRC and the ppl williing to fight BBI wont fight RRC.Maybe get a war where ur entire family will fight the family ur at war with Clash.And why is it you claim to be the oldest family still active in tso?According to your bio Martinelli was founded by u in November of 2003,which im sure is correct.I dont understand where u get your info from though Clash because Omen has been around since April of 2003.That used to be my accolaid until Gambino came back,which now makes them the oldest active family in tso.And dont come in here tryin to come up with bs sayin "ya but Gambino was inactive for awhile and Omen was inactive awhile ago 2", because Martinelli was also inactive for a long period

of time.

Just some things for everyone to write back about....

Winter is almost upon the tso community,which means snow.Do you prefer the snow or the grass?

This time next year will TSO still be up and running?Will it be more

active then it is now?Who will be the most powerful families?Who will no longer be around?

Should families begin to expand to more cities to spread out a bit

and build there "empires" like the past families used to?Or is that a

thing of the past?

Do families such as Corelli,Tribiani,Maggadino and Santana have a

chance to last in Blazing Falls for a long time to come or are they

just not cut out to be a major force within BF?

Can legendary families Valentino and Calderone make a comeback?

Will any old school godfathers/families make a return?If so who and

can they make an impact?

Are Lizoli and Italian one hit wonders?Or are they the real deal?

Give us your feedback on all these questions.I will hit u up with my

answers to these in my next post

Danno

Its Badboy Bitch*

*I'ma let that slide only cause it sounds so gangsta lol.. :P ~Lanai

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  DENIRO SANTINI EXPOSED!

Posted: Thursday December 7, 2006 5:06 pm est.

Throughout this year, many people have lost a lot of respect for DeNiro Santini. Who could blame them? I myself have found them to be completely full of (BLEEP). Now DeNiro Santini has reached an all time low. DeNiro Santini is notorious for fighting amongst itself. So much so that they lack the time to actually war enemy families. Yes I said it. DeNiro Santini too busy backstabbing each other that they have no time for war outside of the family. Now a lot of you of course would want proof of this. Well here’s the story in a nice pretty nutshell.

Recently it had come to the attention of many that a certain DS would like to take the place of Godmother from Frisky DeNiro Santini. Now who is this person you may ask? It is none other than Alexavia DeNiro Santini herself. That’s right people. It is the self acclaimed “Evil, Cocky, BLEEP.” Now while most people consider the title “BLEEP” a woman who demands respect by any means, Alexavia has taken it to mean something entirely different. Alexavia’s definition of the term is very simple.

BLEEPstabbing obsessive BLEEP that hardly anyone with good sense respects, or even likes for that matter, hell bent on gaining the position of Godmother and Hustlah’s heart by any means necessary. Sorry people it had to be said.

Moving on. If there is one thing everyone hates, it’s a two-faced “BLEEP"

 

Alexavia_DeNiro dfgh: i didnt start anything she mad cause she got played i cant help shes a bad gm

 

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Posted: December 4, 2006 8:00 pm est.

Medallia Agrees with Santa

I hear ya guys, you're absolutely right....just dont get your hopes up.....because AV has had- UPDATE THIS GAME NOW on the map for over a year...and we havent gotten shit from it, Maxis doesnt care about us and its damn obvious, makes me wonder what the hell our 9.99 is for anymore....

~Medallia Valentino

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Posted: Monday December 4, 2006 2:25 pm est

DANNO REPLIES TO CLASH'S RAMBLINGS

Sigh,it looks like clash is trying to put words into my mouth now.I

said YOU think ur the greatest thing to hit tso clash,never did i

once say I think that.In my opinion ur barely better then don

italian.And dont even bother to pretend u dont think it because it

aint hard 2 tell by the way u carry urself.Its good to see u admitted

187 sucked (BLEEP),although im not sure 187 was better then BBI has ever been,considering it was BBI that destroyed 187.And dont come in here Saying u took it down urself because thats bull.As far as booting and banning goes,lastnight i had Italians come attack me,none were kicked and all they did was complain about how YOU kick and ban.If u think i was kissing ur (BLEEP)when i gave u a compliment when u came back thats kinda sad clash,u should know i just call it how i see it,ive complimented Italian before and we've been warring since Italian was a family 2 years ago,so i guess im kissing my longest lasting enemies (BLEEP) 2 huh clash?Maybe when u get ur head out of ur own ass and see what goes on outside of Martinelli u will notice that Gambino is getting stronger everyday.Idk about u but if a family goes from completely inactive with no members,to having members in what 3 days,id say thats getting stronger.Syndicates and alliances have been

apart of tso since it started Clash,idk y u complain now that people

still have allies.Even the fuckin united states,the most powerful

country in the world have allies,i guess that makes the U.S pretty

weak 2.Whether u like it or not alliances are apart of everything

both in video games and in the real world so just because u dont

agree with it dont cry about it because its a fact of life.And well

since u think im giving u publicity,which i guess u could call this

publicity,thank you for writting back and giving me the publicity

back.Usually when someone thinks another person is a nobody they dont

respond because theres no point to it and all ur doing is giving the

nobody more publicity,and since u still got my name on the tip of ur

toungue i guess im not a nobody 2 u.And ty for exposing me

Jaycee.Whatever will i do now that people know i pay ppl AFTER

they've been in Omen.Notice how he said he was already in Omen when

he got paid?O plus the fact he's been Omen before lol.So yes everyone

i give my members money LOL.

Danno

Its Badboy Bitch

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SIMS SAVING CHRISTMAS

Don’t Care who you are, if you even play TSO anymore.. Or anything.

This to all citizens of Blazing Falls. SANTA Cla$h V Martinelli and

lady clause Frisky Deniro Santini are starting up a campaign. The

campaign is called Santa Cla$h N Frisky’s SAVE XMAS Campaign. We are protesting. Maxis has been ignoring just about everything, and any complaints lately. Snow is suppose to come every year after thankgiving, well where is it? Maxis gets 9.99 each person and each alt that plays TSO. Not as much as they use to make, but they are taking in probably 100k or more a month off all of us.. We want our snow, XMAS trees to become Active, and Snow men to come back. This isn’t just about XMAS, This goes for all holidays.. Where were our pumpkins? Turkeys? Why do we not get special login screens for the holidays anymore? Because they are lazy, that’s why. So ya know what? (BLEEP) you maxis, WE WANT CHRISTMAS. Santa Clause and Lady Clause

are coming to TSO early, WHERES YOUR SPIRIT? To help, PLZ mass this message out to others, and Join our neighborhood.. Look up

Santa’Cla$h V Martinelli, or Frisky Deniro Santini to move.. We

want to get on map there N show EA that we are pissy. TIME TO

PROTEST!!!!!! MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!

Love,

Santa Clause of TSO..

aka Clash

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TROUBLE IN PARADISE?

Wednesday November 29, 2006 7:20 pm est.

We heard it thru the Hooka that the Gambino Family got Trouble...Could it be Possible that Tony flipped his Lid and lost control of the Oldest Family in TSO? keep it locked right here cause we got a feeling shit is gettin ugly for BIG BOSS TONY GAMBINO

 OOps...*presses caps lock*

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THIS GOES OUT TO CLASH

Posted: Monday November 27, 2006 3:58 pm est.

 when Im back your gonna wish you took that job at mcdonalds your (BLEEP)is gonna be on the floor begging for the (BLEEPING) towel,YOU never talk to an old school GF like that.Back in the day it was all done with Respect. YOU my friend I dont even think you have the (BLEEPS) to say it. so come Christmas maybe even earlier,we'll see who's gonna be running.

Signed,

Teddy/ Timothy Rocafella Cipriani

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OOOoooOODem some Fightin words if ya ask me....

~Lanai all Up in the Mix

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE BENCH OUT FRONT?

posrted: monday november 27, 2006 4:41 pm est

Back in the day when Lanai roamed around Blazing Falls looking for places to chill, she always felt welcomed at the cribs that had a bench right out front with a crispy newspaper just sittin there waiting to be read, But Sadly, upon visiting The city after 3 Months MIA in Secondlife, she noticed a couple of the Places she landed at did not have a Bench. Sources close to Lanai say, a bench Speaks a thousand words and if ones not there...niether is Lanai.

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ROCKS'S RAMBLING

* Warning Rock's Content may not be suitable or even undastood by anyone, but its still funny as hell to read...

Posted: Sunday November 19, 2006 8:14 pm est.

NOT A GOOD FEELING

Let me first start this off by saying Rhi u cheap (BLEEP) where the (BLEEP) u get off telling ppl u were with me, who wants ur dumbass nowadays (BLEEPING) telling ur family i was with u? i was never with u hell i wouldnt let u (BLEEP) my (BLEEP) even if u paid me to let u. Ur the (BLEEPIEST) (BLEEP) of all TSO and i have ppl asking me in SL if i was (BLEEPING) u, wtf what kind of rumors have u been saying about me? lol Just cuz ur ass bans and tell ur family to keep me on ban in TSO u bring it up a notch and take it to SL lol? everyone knows i wouldnt do shit with a (BLEEP) like u. So (BLEEP) off and stop exaggerating (BLEEP)about me already...................................

@nd i would like to thank tessa and Prissy and Derek for pranking me friday night while my rl sister was throwing me a party lol, damn u (BLEEPING) idiots noone calls me rockhard Lamonti anymore, u dumb(BLEEPS) im glad we (BLEEPED) ur ass out Tessa hell if i want i could file harrasement on ur ass u (BLEEPING ) (BLEEP)

and as for prissy lol im sorry my rl sister didnt chew ur (BLEEP) out lol wait lol im glad she did go cry to someone who gives a flying (BLEEP) lol

~Rock Santini aka Rockhard Lamonti Aka HornDog aka Corndog

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STONE BETTER PUT ON YOUR TANGERINE LIPGLOSS

Posted: November 19, 2006 8:07 pm est.

Stone just give it the (BLEEP) up already,you think you know everything but you have not the slightest idea whats goin on, first off i dont know what the hell your talking about attacking then running off cause we were out numbered thats some bs ,arent you talking about Jonny Zambino there your so called ally that you wont back up lol,and also your telling me a bunch of alts in our new neighborhood and we pay people LOL? I will say i have 1 of my other accounts in there but i will not waste my money paying commys to get trashed and leave or my rl money getting a bunch of alts.So Stone,Rhi you and your screen shots can kiss my ARRSEEE :) ~Don Italian~

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FRISKY IS TIRED OF THE CRAP

Posted Sunday November 19, 2006 1:08 am est

Ive been watching TSOE for some time now an I'm having a hard time with all this (BLEEPING towards RRC or DS .. No Rhi n Stone DS or RRC Wont trash a commi house .. but its well known by alot the older mafias that if Commis 'Live" in the mafia hoods there fair game .. wat you did tho rhi was trash a commi not even in a mafia hood name soo stop your (BLEEPIN, BLEEPIN) .. hell you wont even fight RRC if Taker Rock or Bethh is present. you told your fam to leave or float . but yet you will run your damn mouth on a paper.. I know one thing I didtn wanna belive the crap people told me about u before i honestly thought ya was a good person but everything they said is true .. i wish i never asked you to come to BF your ass shoulda just stayed in CC .. in a dead city like you are too me!

  SPU DUM TAH!

 

  Frisky DeNiro Santini

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ITALIAN AWESOME RECRUITING TECHNIQUE

Posted: Friday November 17, 2006 12:38 pm est

  Well since The hot topic of the week is Don and his hood of

alts/commis I thought I should weigh in a bit. First off Don's great

triumph "Italian Mafia Mountain" being made up of commis and alts I

have to say, So what?? If you go through any of the Mafia hoods in

BF you will see the same things. What I take exception to is the

fact he has to pay and bribe non-family members to live there. What

also kinda gets me is that he will provide a house and pay the person

to live there and then never talk to them again. 1st not a very

friendly way to get your hood up, and second dangerous for the people

moving into these houses. As much as eveyrone likes to complain

about mafias trashing commoners(*cough*DS*cough*). Those same people

would jump at the chance to trash ANY house in an enemy hood commi or

not. The worst part of all of this is Don cannot own up to his

tactics. I mean damn if ur gonna do it at least say yea I did it but

at least I'm on the map wtf are you ? Don

  't try n deny it only to be clowned on TSOE for it.(see attached

screenshots). Not to mention threatin commis in other peples hoods.

If you don't like the fact that others are doing the same thing as

you or at least have commis in their hood why not stop doing it

yourself. Oh yeah that's right because if DOn stopped it then he

wouldn't be on the map even with 1 hood. Well Don all I have to say

is this if you're gonna talk the talk then u best be able to walk the

walk. BTW landing at someone's house to attack and then runnin off

when u realize you're outnumbered isn't quit the best tactic of war.

  Godfather Stone & Godmother Rhiannon Lizoli

A THANKSGIVING SHOUTOUT

Posted Thursday November 23, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends and family. Even the enemies lol. Hope u all have a wonderful day. Love to all omerta family and my momma Frisky and daddy Hustlah and my evil twin Jenna all my family Happy Thanksgiving.

~Shane Ormeta

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IS DEMONIC GIVIN THE SANTINI FAMILY A BAD NAME?

Posted: Tuesday November 21, 2006 8:49 am est.

I am on the sims online and my character was Faith Lizoli and another character Demonic santini screwed me over royally

he said that I can join his mafia family but before I did he wanted to get back at GM Rhiaanon Lizoli for messing with him in his rl..He wanted me to get a roomate at my house and give him building permissions and that they were gonna destroy my house and that way it would get back at GM Rhiaanon Lizoli and she would get upset and leave...well he promoised that if I did this that he would buy me a new house and that everything would be ok..So I let him and they destroyed my house it was very nice...so when I got back on I found out that he lied to me and that he had it planned to screw me over..he is not gonna buy me a house and now my house is gone its destroyed...please write about him how horrible he is and how the mafia Santini can not be trusted

thank you

faithdawn

FINAL THOUGHT

Who's in the wrong Him or you? Him for wantin to trash YOUR place to get back at Rhi or...You for bein an Unloyal Lizoli just for a new House? Perhaps yall Both givin your families a bad name...

~The Source

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WORDS OF WISDOM By Cla$h V Martinelli

Posted: Monday November 20, 2006 9:00 pm est.

Well first off id like to start by saying, Martinelli and Corente are not at war any more. We declared due to Chris Corente talking down on us stating that Martinelli couldn’t grow again and we wouldn’t be anything. After being proven wrong.. Me, Ghost, Chris, and Fantasy all had a meeting. Since a lot of our family is Corente and the fights are usually a social gathering, they came to us and didn’t want a war anymore. After Ghost’s speech we accepted.

With that being said, we needed some new fish to fry.. War was Declare on Elite Family Syndicate, which consists of Lizolis, Anglos, and the latest n00b wannabe family of TSO. Less than 2 hours after war being declared, Godfather Jay Anglo Retires from TSO. He had been kissing my ass for a little while, saying how he respects me so much and blah blah blahhh, Wanting us not to declare war.. But guess what

Jay, I dont like (BLEEP) momma boys. The morning after war was declared, Rhiannon Lizoli takes a break. Wow, are you people really that scared? I wish you both wouldn’t leave, My family is anxious for some fun.

Danno confronted me the other day and said he was disappointed that I had not said anything about him giving me props in TSOE.. well here you go danno, THANK YOU. Glad to know so many people want to kiss my ass.. But come on now.. Don’t think im going to let your (BLEEP)

syndicate run away freely either. After EFS locked their doors, and wouldn’t fight.. We declared war on BBI. Best godfather alive since stone? According to who danno? You’re the official Runaway GF of TSO.. Even worse than Rhiannon. You don’t care about your family.

Come on now, running away from us isn’t going to help.. I really wish you all didn’t have to do that! We just want to have some fun you know . Who are we going to play with now??

Props to Italian for getting a 2nd neighborhood on the map.. How many alt accounts and commis you have to pay to do that Don? You’ve already gotten enough shit for it.. But why not give you more.

Martinelli will be working on getting a 2nd neighborhood on the map, but with family only. Don’t expect it to come up quick, things take time if you want to do it the right way.

Lets see whats going to happen from here.. If any family dares to challenge us, please do.. were bored. To Blazing Falls, We are towering over you.

That’s all I have to say for now.

F.A.M.O.U.S

PoPPa Cla$h V Martinelli

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WHAT'S FRISKY AND ROCK ON?

Posted: Monday November 20, 2006 10:14 am est

 I would like to start first by saying, Frisky I don't know what

the heck ur on but , maybe it's what Rock is on lol. You are far from the reason I came to BF I came to deal with a family issue and Rhi was in BF long b4 we even knew you. AS far as trashing a commoner not in a Mafia hood well he was in MAfia biz tryin to fight every chance he got so that right there nulifies any claim to any type of immunity. Next... Don 1st off I never said YOUR alts. I can go thru your second hood and find at least 5 or 6 of Beth's alts here. 2nd you can sit there and deny all u want about paying new members and commoners to live in your hood, but the facts are clear

they have spoken out and everyone has seen it, just because you can't argue with a ss you're gonna get all mad and say Oh Rhi n Stone shove ur ss's up ur arrrrsssess. Well really it's simple YOU GOT BUSTED now be a man n own up to it. Like I said before there is nothing wrong with having non family living in your hood, everyone does it, but to pay for it ??? That truly is sad. Then to get busted and keep denying it just makes you look more like an ass. Finally to answer all the claims that we run from fights, I have NEVER and will never back away from a fight. But just like most

people in TSO I have a RL and there are things that ALWAYS will take priority to anything your sorry asses can say or do. Like it or not None of you are gonna get anywhere by walking into a place RL and saying oh I'm GF or GM so n so on TSO. You'd be laughed out of anywhere. So to those of you who think you're above everybody else just remember who makes you who you are... Your family after all

without them you'd just be a dumbass with Godfather or Godmother in front of your name. Much love to our family.

Godfather Stone and Godmother Rhiannon Lizoli

Posted Tuesday November 14, 2006 10:08 pm est.

JUST SOME THOUGHTS

By: Danno Omen

For the first time in a long ass time this section actually has a lot

of action and well im gonna comment on it.First off all this stuff

about Italian,i dont know what happened with Don's members or y they

left or how many left/plan on leaving.I give Don credit for what he

has done however.While hoods aint the most important thing...in my

mind if ur on the map...or at least were on the map so ur somewhat

known it makes u/keeps u relevant and to have more then 1 is a sign

of strength...not neccesarily power...but strength.And as far as his

hood bein multiple temps and commoners.I know for a fact at least 5

houses in that hood are the same person.Whether Italian admits to

that or not is up 2 them but 5 ppl in that hood are beth italian.It

also appears that there are a few commoners in that second italian

hood but lately that appears to be what a lot of families do.Anyway

the other thing is about Clash's article.Clash ill be the first to

admit that u are a much better Godfather then u used to be(and i mean

compared to a couple years ago not 2 months ago).Ill also be the

first to admit that while i did expect Martinelli to become a strong

family again,i didn't expect it to be this quickly and i applaud u

for what uve done so far.Anyway the only thing i disagree with in ur

artcile is that u sayin Martinelli and Marino are the only families

who are true to there word by havin no allies.While i have not seen

Martinelli fight recently(i know u do fight i just haven't seen it)

Marino doesn't keep true to that word.You of all people should know

that Marino had there heads up RRC's ass as much as anyone in RRC and

that wherever RRC went and whenever they fought Marino was right

there with them and vice versa.So even tho they may not claim RRC as

allies they did fight together like allies.

Danno

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Posted Tuesday November 14, 2006 8:55 pm est

* SniFF SniFF SniFF *

I smell a GOLD DIGGER!!!!

Krayzie Martinelli, once known as Godfather Jon Castelli in Alphaville was the Godfather of the Castelli Mafia Family. One of the members of that family named Kiely Castelli, now known as ZuZu Corente immediately attempted to get into a relationship with Godfather Jon Castelli. And they got married as a happy couple. The two of them considered themselves a very serious couple. Krayzie (Jon Castelli) thought of ZuZu as a good and really close friend. Yet rumor has it, ZuZu had told somebody that she was in love with Krayzie (Jon Castelli) in real! In real Krayzie is only 17, when ZuZu is 34!! Krayzie (Jon Castelli) was shocked when he heard that. Later in time, Jon Castelli was offered the Godfather position of the Vanzetti Family Mafia in Blazing Falls. Most of the Castellis were angry with him accepting that, and because of it, they decided to leave. But Kiely had no problem following him to Blazing Falls so he could be Godfather. At one point, Krayzie decided he needed to demote himself from that family due to some issues. He then decided to create a new family, Torelli. ZuZu followed him there as well being the Godmother of that family. Torelli was not working out so again Krayzie ended that family. Together, Krayzie and ZuZu joined Martinelli. Though Krayzie was no longer the Godfather. That same day sadly to say, ZuZu breaks up with him. Also, during the time of the Torelli Mafia, Krayzie received an offline message from ZuZu saying she had feelings for Godfather Chris Corente, but those feelings were gone. At that time Corente was a known and large family while Torelli was a family of five. While we were both in Martinelli as a broken up couple, ZuZu tried hitting on ClaSh but got turned down. Later ZuZu decided to trash ClaSh and then join Corente. At this time ZuZu is in a new relationship with GODFATHER Chris Corente. It’s pretty Krayzie if you ask me. All of Zu’s boy friends happened to be Godfathers. Is it a coincidence or is she just in for the high rank and the reputation?

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The New TSO Mafia

By Stone and Rhiannon Lizoli

Posted: Tuesday November 14, 2006 8:10 pm est.

RRC is Finished

  Well after thinking about some things the other night I decided

that based on facts previously entered into evidence I can officially

say that RRC has been beaten by everyone in BF. They have been

reduced to a group of petty thugs that are powerless in TSO. They

wont fight witout making RL attacks, and well we all know they

couldn't even trash one of their own houses if they wanted to. Well

I take that back if they found a roomie that was mad at the owner of

the house MAYBE they could. But that is a pretty big maybe. So at

this point I'm going to take the initiative and say to RRC I accept

your surrender and will be nice enough to allow you to continue to

play in our city. By our city I mean every sim that has the respect

for the game and likes to play and have fun in an honorable way. Oh

and Daphne Rhiannon wanted you to know. No hard feelings Firenze was

just an unintentional casualty of war.

  Godfather Stone Lizoli

Check out Interview with Danno

 

Posted: November 12, 2006 1:10 am est.

.Words Of Wisdom.

Before the paparazzi goes wild.. I will be the first to say, yes I

was trashed. ZuZu Corente got close to me and Fantasy, I made the bad

decision to let her into my house after Krayzie dumped her bitch @$$.

I felt sorry for her so I wanted to take her under my wing. However,

the perpetual hitting on me and trying to get with me was just nasty.

This was the 1st Corente hit, don’t try to tell me that when you

trashed my terminated accounts house that counted as a legit

trashing. Fantasy the one who trashed me had asked me if she could

trash it, and I said I didn’t care because THINK IT THROUGH!!! The

account was banned. I will say this, trashing me really was only a

benefit to the Martinelli Family. You helped extend the grand opening

of my new skill house, which I must say thank you VERY much. With the

benefit of being trashed we also had to pick it up which meens even

more hours. Did you really think we’d be sitting there all day? Uhm

I don’t think so, took about 2 hours… And last but not least, You

just got us really heated .

I love how when I came back to Martinelli, everyone was doubting we

would go anywhere.. Well I must say, I appreciate your doubts because

that pressured me to work my ass off.. and in less then a week its

paid off. Corente all that BLEEP talking you did when I returned

really wasn’t that good of an idea. Especially after BEGGING

Fantasy to tell me that we should be cool with the Corente Commoners.

Chris got all upset when we flooded to his house, and didn’t have

enough back up, so what did he do? Call up all his little buddies

from other families because he knows Martinelli is no match for his

family.

Bragging and bragging about how you made it on the map and we werent

after the wipe didn’t make any type of sense to me either

considering, we were on the map with 70 houses before I was banned…

then after that, WHAT DO YOU KNOW! Martinelli got back on the map.

Are you people starting to see a pattern here? You doubt me, im going

to prove you wrong. So keep doing it, its working .

For the time being, we are only at war with the Corentes. We declared

war on Italians but after having a short meeting RRC and Martinelli

will no longer be fighting, we’ve been down that road before and

nothing will be solved. One thing that’s really bothered me though

about coming back, is people are getting more and more whiny and

needy by each day. Cant you people do anything on your own? Its

really sad.

Families are flocking to find allies and help to defeat another mafia

is another thing id like to take a little time to giggle about.

Corente claims they have no allies, but call all their little friends

everytime when they are outnumbered, which happens to sadly be

everytime. Martinelli and Marino are the only true families that

stick by their word of having NO Allies.

That’s all I got to say for now..

I am once again a TSOE Mafia Reporter. Got news? Get it Published.

Over and out.

Everyones Favorite,

PoPPa Cla$h V Martinelli

Suck it.

Posted: November 12, 2006 12:52 am est.

JESSICA SEND A THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVE SENT THEIR BEST WISHED FOR JAKOBY'S SAFE RETURN

Hi All, on behalf of myself and Jakoby, I'd like to send a "Thank You" to you, and everyone that has showed support & concern.

To those who may not know, Jakoby was deployed and is over seas as of Nov 7th. Was pretty quick, and sudden and his good-bye's were not fulfilled, so please don't feel as if you weren't important enough to be able to "see him off".

There is no estimated time for how long he will be gone, hopefully his mission goes well and he returns sooner then later. Jakoby being the un-selfish person he is, was greatful for the overwhelming support, and hopes that all your prayers and wishes for a safe return home are for his "brothers" too and not just for him.

It's funny, to return the last few days on my "Accardo" yahoo (where I have the most contacts)...and I see so much hate and drama on status' and I remember being one of those people, but while I sit here the past few nights not able to hear Jakoby's voice, or his laugh...to really think and realize where he is and what he's doing. His words to me in an email I received tonight, how the sounds all around him can be so crazy, but he can close his eyes and try and think of something other then what is really happening...thats a war, one thats real & effects your whole life.

Online role playing a war is not, just brings out the hate in a person....I should know!

We're all living Americans, who love our country and love our lives, including our Freedom, and ability to choose how to live.

Today, I thought would be the perfect day to write this...On Veterans Day

To Thank not only Our Veterans who fought for our Freedom, but our Soldiers who are fighting for it now...and definately never forget those who died trying!

Thanks All for showing your Support...I have been keeping a log of everyone who has sent their wishes for him to read on his return!

*NOTE* As much as he would love to write all of you, because of where he's at, there is a 30min delay in responses, so please don't feel as if he's not thinking of you!

Again, Thank You!

Jessica Accardo

Posted: Monday November 13, 2006 5:30 pm est

ROCK SANTINI IN SL?!? OH NOOOO THE BLEEPIN HORROR!

We here at TSOE thought it was Curtains for Rock Santini AKa Hornball AKa Cornball since he left Blazing Falls for what we thought was his official retirement. But Guess What! He actually sent in some news to share with yall Boyz and Gurlz but let us warn you..not a damned thing changed....

Here's his article, edit for severe sim tourettes of course....

Subject Title: God I missed u, anyways

*shrugs*

hey...thats what it said ..not sure who he's missin cause he sure wasn't in my blackbook... ~Lanai

Ive throught it all thru bf mafias and thru any damn city in TSO, but i never seen a lil (BLEEP) in SL to actually say outloud he will get my ass banned . TSO was fun but (BLEEP) e a lil (BLEED) ( BLEEPING) My sister in game, i come out to see his half broke

(BLEEP) and he says his (BLEEP)

 gonna bann me cuz i have no respect for him lol, first off u

(BLEEPED)with my sister 2 of u mother (BLEEPERS)

  surrounded her un armed , lol i landed at Eagle Corleone place un armed and he threathened me lol like i give a flying(BLEEP)

let him again i was unarmed. (there should be alot of bleeps here , lol, i miss the bleeps).

But, anyways the lil (BLEEP)got pissed and ripped him a new

(BLEEP) lol so the (BLEEP) shot me out of his lil

(BLEEP Hole He calls home, hell my (toilet)looks better then his house in SL.

ll attach a SS i took lol i think he got pissed when i said i got an SS of him saying shit and he didnt know who i was lol, damn im happy to be back, and as for u Lanai, lol u miss me . theres alot of incorrect shit to be speled out ~ Rock "The BLEEP" Santini

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Posted: Monday November 13, 2006 4:15 pm est

The Gross Truth About TSO and Online Gaming

Written by Ghost X Corente with help by Nikki Corente

There is a huge uproar in TSO. As a gamer, I have tried to keep rl out of the game, but it had become increasingly difficult. Now it is more difficult then ever. Many people have used The Sims Online as a dating service. This has been a trend since the beginning of time. With the game becoming less populated with mafia, the trend has seemed to rapidly increase. A lot of people put their feelings into these pixels setting themselves up for heartache. What happens when you find out that the person behind the sim is a total fake?

Just yesterday, it has come to the attention to many gamers that a 14 year old boy had been posing as a 19 year old girl in Blazing Falls. For about two years, this person had deceived many well known players of his age and gender. Why is this so important? The thing many people fail to realize is how much trouble this kind of deception can cause. Many males have been subjected to scrutiny for actually having a relationship with this person. It kind of makes you think, who are these people behind these pixels? The problem is not only did this person deceive these people, he also used past conversations he had with some of these people against them. He has posted conversations of men flirting with him and relationships he has had on his yahoo status. Completely smearing the good name of unaware sims for his amusement. I have had conversations with many of the people victimized by this behavior. These people now play the game with little trust for anyone.

This piece is not to "dog out" this player. It is to make people aware that this is very real in TSO. We need to raise awareness in online games that the threat of real life consequences is very real. Not knowing who you are in a relationship with, or who you are "cybering" can lead to many problems. Luckily for these people this wasn't brought to the attention of authorities. Many lives could have been ruined by this one person's actions.

Posted November 11, 2006

Let me start by saying that no matter what anyone says most of

us have in the heat of the moment blurted out a RL attack in one form

or other during a fight. But it really has just taken a turn in the

wrong direction. Everyone wants to sit and complain about RL in TSO

but not do anything about it. So let me be the first to drop a set

and do my part. Everyone can sit and say how Old school mafia never

talked RL, well all those old school families are gone (Deniro

Santini ur NOT old school ur 2 years old 6 months older than my

family). If you're going to have family members complain about how RL

attacks were never part of old school mafia maybe u should turn a

glaring eye inwards and take care of those members within your family

that choose to play that way. Anyway back to my point. There are

really 3 main sims that love to utilize RL attacks, they are Beth

Italian, Demonic Deniro Santini, and Rock Santini. From this point on

my family will not participate in any fi

  ghts attended by these 3 sims. I am also instructing my family to

in the event of RL being used during a fight stop what they are doing

and leave. I try to run my sim and family with honor and respect, I

know I have in the past been guilty of RL attacks n to anyone I may

have hurt I apologize. But until Respect and honor can be brought

back to TSO mafia and the message sent that RL attacks are not

honorable then RRC you can fight yourselves because Lizoli will no

longer support or condone ingame RL attacks. Let's bring honor back

to an honorable aspect of the game.Like it or hate it the oldest

active families in BF are Deniro Santini, Lizoli, Omen, and Italian

and until these families say enough is enough RL will continue to run

rampant within mafia families. Call me chicken if you want but any

of you who knows me or my family know I have never turned from a

legitimate fight and I never will. Oh btw Don you may want to explain

to your family that IMing an enemy to brag

  how u were INVITED to a trashing (which is not your enemies ally)

is nothing to be proud of especially when that enemy has demonstrated

on numerous occasion that they can pretty much trash about any fam at

will.

Godmother Rhiannon Lizoli And Godfather Stone Lizoli

Posted :November 10, 2006 3:34 pm est.

RRc, GOES RL AGAIN!

 I learned today, that my Gbaby in tso was tol by an RRC member to go look at a "FAKE" tso profile that Damien Santana had made of me ages ago. Of course in this bio on tsoprofiles Im admitting ta callin myself a whore , GIMME a (BLEEPIN) break lol. Well, my Gbaby left the family because of the contents in this fake ass bio, it's so sad rrc has ta stoop so low. Any real mafias left? Maybe Corente, Anglo, Toretto,and BBI, DEF not RRC. Sad That RRC cannot Leave RL out Like these other fams:/ Cuz yeah makin a fake ass tso profile on there IS RL bitches.

~Rhiannon Lizoli

YESTERDAY'S NEWS

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Posted November 9, 2006

SAVE YOUR RL DRAMA FOR YOUR RL MOMMA 9:28 pm est.

Aparently I need to set something straight for everyone- I retired from Lizoli and the mafia because I'm tired of EVERYEONE bringing RL into this game. Not just RRC, its all the families that do this. And yes I agree with Bella, all of the old timers, like Valentino for example, do not bring RL into this game. Its a game people, get a clue, and if you're all so juvenile that you cant talk about anything but RL in a mafia war, then you need to pack your bags and be gone.

 

~ Medallia Valentino

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GF STONE LIZOLI SPEAKS OUT

I'd like to first of all answer Bella's claim of not being retired.... I can recall 2 times in the last 3 weeks she has said Omerta is retired.

One more thing, Casper got trashed because he wants to "double dip" you can't be a commi and fight a mafia and expect no retaliation, and Medallia left Lizoli because RRC does nothing but throw out RL lies n bs.

~GF Stone Lizoli

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WHEN DO MAFIAS TRASH COMMONERS?

Posted November 7, 2006

First off i would like to say Mafia in TSO has changed so much not like old school anymore. Not like alot of these families knows what that means. I heard Lizoli trashed a commoners house how sad is that. GM Rhiannon Lizoli says he was mafia funny thing is Casper hasnt been mafia in over a week.

2nd Since when does RL come into Mafia ill tell ya when u got these Not Old School Mafia wannabe families. I been in mafia over 4 yrs and Mafia has just changed. Ask alot of old schoolers, Cosmic, Frisky, Chris, Daphne alot of them. We never trashed Commoners but i guess Lizoli Likes to trash them.

~Sincerely GM Bella Omerta RRC FOR LYFE

WHAT IS RHI'S PROBLEM?

What is her problem she always messin up now she trashed a commi and makin fun of Omerta. she is given SIMS a bad name and she retired wtf . She should leave, Omerta is much better then Lizoil as a family.

Rhi is probly all of her family members and should just leave now!

 ~John Omerta

RHIANNON'S STATEMENT

 Lizoli trashed Casper becasue he participated in a fight against us with RRC then ran off crying "leave me be ima commi" This Clown also has a mafia sim named Frank vontrell who is a scammer

 He was trashin my son yesterday, that IS NO COMMI!

 U either go commi, or don't there is no halfway unless your a Half Assed mafia Wannabe

~GM Rhiannon Lizoli

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