SLE Sports

SL ENQUIRER SPONSORS A MOTORCYCLE RACE!!!!!.

.Since the SL Enquirer is all about providing interactive entertainment, we've taken the extra step of renting an island for a motorcycle race. The stakes will be high, as I've already collected $3000 of the $5000 in sponsorship money.

Want in on sponsoring the Tour? Get in touch with either myself (Stacey Cardalines) or my boss at the SL Enquirer (Lanai Jarrico). Either one of us have hook-you-up capabilities, far beyond those of normal sportswriters and newspaper founders.

What does sponsorship get you? Well, kids... you get a lot. For one, you get a banner on the page I'll eventually have up to hype this race. Also, you get valuable publicity at a spectator event. Never lose track of the fact that advertising at the SLE helps out your local paper. Hell... if you're paying sponsorship money and you want in on the race, I'm sure we can work something out. it's not like it's my neck you'll be breaking out there.... I intend to watch this race from a safe distance, preferably with a glass of merlot.

I'll be back with some more details soon enough. I don't know them all myself, to be honest... and I'm putting this together. What I do know is that:

A) we have a venue... Armonia Island.

B) It looks sort of like Grand Theft Auto when you drive around.

C) It's a motorcycle race.

D) I will have 5000Ls in prize money.

E) I currently have sponsorships from Sugar's Love Shack, Bitch Wear clothing, and Zaw's Sports.

F) I may liven up the race by letting a panther roam the course. Lanai may veto this idea, and she's the One Who Must Be Obeyed.

G) We're looking like late June/July

H) If you want in on the race, let me know.

I) Bring your friends!

J) I'm planning a website for this race.

More on this as we get it together. Stay tuned!